Joey

A person that wants movement speed in games and plays a stationary caster.

"Hey, did you see that Joey was playing a Warlock?"
"Yeah, where do the contradictions end?"

by Coronin August 3, 2018

Joey

When someone is so unbelievably unfunny that all you can do is call them a Joey and laugh in pity.

Bro, you are being such a joey right now.

by JoeyTron3000 November 5, 2025

Joey

Description of a boy that is gay and loves spaget

Lifeform 1: Man i could go for some spaget right now
Lifeform 2: Ok, joey
Lifeform 1: my name is ryan

by Gooseyshire May 16, 2023

joeyed

a person who is unable to function due to physical disability or excess alcohol, can also be identified by talking complete incoherent shite for a long period of time.

"Q.Can i speak to the manager? A. No he's upstairs completely joeyed.

by gavin1944 February 28, 2008

Joey

Joey is a girl who hasn't seen anyone mention girls named Joey on urban dictionary

Joey is a very sweet person

by anonymous November 25, 2021

Joey

Joey’s the type of boy or man that will tie your shoes for you so you don’t have to bend down. He’ll open doors for you and say the corniest things. Joey will buy you flowers and your favorite candies because he knows you love them. Whether he goes by Joe, Joey or Joseph, he’s still most definitely going to be so sweet. He has the stupidest sense of humor, like laughing at a wall. Joey is the guy that your grandma calls a cutie. Ladies and men, keep your Joey, he’s completely worth it.

“Joey’s the type of boy you could bear hug!” —My grandma

by beezie<3 May 4, 2022

Joey

he’s a real baddie. you can’t beat him. he’s the best at everything. very respectful. smart ahaha. you could NEVERRRR. so yah. basic definition of me teehee. enjoy. oh and he’s also gay teehee.

Hater: “ew it’s joey”
Joey: *shines his gayness* “fuck you whore”

by JoeyWoah January 5, 2020