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Johnson Jacking

Synonym for dick eating, gat sliding, dick riding, etc. To be of high annoyance...
by Br0wnsking0d September 20, 2019
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head jacks

when one of your boys is getting a blow job in a car by a woman.
when somebody gets head jacks from that chilly chick.
by Spankey7289 August 3, 2008
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Jack Pearson

Ever seen the show This Is Us?

"It's a term I made up for when you sweep someone off their feet." - Rebecca (Mandy Moore)
Picture this *you're about to go on the most remarkable date* -nothing will top it..ever.
"What's all this?" said Jack amazed

Rebecca said "I'm Jack Pearsoning you!" with much excitement.
by grage December 29, 2017
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Jiggity Jack

Verb to steal in an over the top or violent manner. Side-effects may include rape or marriage to Rob Schneider.
Person 1: What are you doing?!
*PUNCH*
Person 2: JIGGITY JACKED BITCH!

Person: The neigbour broke in and jiggity jacked my virginty and television.
by Kikas23 May 23, 2008
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jack cunt

(Adj,. Military origin, esp Aus. Mil.)
(Soldier 1)"That maggot over there lost the sacred game of Soggy Biscuit, and refused to eat it!"
(Soldier 2)"Fuck that slowcummer-laggard, what a Jack Cunt!"
by d1zk0 July 15, 2016
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Jack Kelly

Played by the amazing Jeremy Jordan. Not the 80's pop singer/model. Also not the gay porn star. The other one.

Jack Kelly is extremely loyal to his boys and would do anything to keep them safe. He is the leader of the Manhattan Newsies and is low-key scared of Spot Conlon, but doesn't show it because he needs to be the protective dad once Spot finally gets the balls to ask Race out.

Jack Kelly is also a total flirt, but once he meets Katherine Pul-- I mean Plumber-- he's totally whipped. Just listen to I Never Planned On You/Don't Come A-knockin'. They met only once before that song and Katherine already had him tied around her finger.

His most popular line is probably "Dszahdh-". He's also 17, but he's the father of like 100 kids and Davey's the mom.
Person A: "I never planned on someone like you."

Person B: "Okay, Jack Kelly."
by JackCowboyKelly November 27, 2021
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mason jacking

Placing a large glass vessel in the anal cavity in order to arrive at sexual gratification.
Larry is in the hospital, his jar broke while he was mason jacking. He is going to need a lot of stitches.
by Jackie Mason December 12, 2021
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