Jonah

The most saltiest man you will ever know. When you talk to your lips go crusty dry and your throat hole goes dry and you get dehydrated cause his salt levels are soooo high they can make a whole new planet.

Man he his so salty, duh no wounder dude he is a Jonah.

by Communism_Online October 26, 2017

Jona

Nickname for a boy named Jonathan although it does sound girlish.

Look!Finally Jona came back from that long trip in Mexico!

by O.Samantha Sanchez June 23, 2008

jnash

A manwhore, secretive, player, intelligent (in some ways) duche lol oh yeah and did i mention his friends don't know him

jnash: 8 girls at a time how? ...
jnash: the new john tucker got caught lmao

by gossip girl imposter May 7, 2010

Jona

Good looking guy
Sometimes lazy and isn't bothered to help
But overall perfect friend and is talented

Hi jona

by Jona. August 21, 2017

Jonah

An ugly guy that no one likes. Everyone who meets him Yeats out of the because he is annoying. At least, however, he is smarter than anyone named keegan

Girl 1: did you see that guy? He was so ugly

Girl 2: yah, his name was Jonah

by Big dumm February 2, 2019

Jonah

A friend that can be annoying at times, but a great friend to have nonetheless. He is addicted to mobile games, and loves music. He can be pretty cringey sometimes, and likes to talk about stuff nobody else cares about. He likes to randomly start singing in public places, which gets pretty annoying.

Shutup Jonah, nobody cares about which character in Brawl Stars is overpowered.
Jonah, shut the frick up, your singing is distracting me from my homework!

by CoolCollin14 February 5, 2019

Jonah

A Gay

Jonah Is Gay

by TrAnSpOrT_mEdiA March 3, 2019