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Joey

Joey’s the type of boy or man that will tie your shoes for you so you don’t have to bend down. He’ll open doors for you and say the corniest things. Joey will buy you flowers and your favorite candies because he knows you love them. Whether he goes by Joe, Joey or Joseph, he’s still most definitely going to be so sweet. He has the stupidest sense of humor, like laughing at a wall. Joey is the guy that your grandma calls a cutie. Ladies and men, keep your Joey, he’s completely worth it.
“Joey’s the type of boy you could bear hug!” —My grandma
by beezie<3 May 4, 2022
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Joey

The cutest guy you could ever meet. He's hot, athletic, and sexy. He has a big dick and he's oblivious to anything you do to flirt with him. When you wink at him, he'll wink back and make you feel like jello. When you try to make a move though, he'll reject you
"Wow... that guy."
"I know, i think his name is Joey."
"I want to be with him so badly."
*Joey looks over from football practice and winks*
"WOW!
by |pseudonym|life| August 29, 2018
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Joey

A person that wants movement speed in games and plays a stationary caster.
"Hey, did you see that Joey was playing a Warlock?"
"Yeah, where do the contradictions end?"
by Coronin August 3, 2018
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Joey Gillette

Joey Gillette

Joey Gillette is a young pure aryan known by most as the dreaded food thief. Reportedly, Joey uses the position of power afforded to him by his mother to rape and murder his peers, only to steal their bagels.
Nathan: Lock your doors tonight, I heard Joey Gillette just escaped from prison!

Eric: Oh shoot! I don't want to get raped in the ass tonight! Thanks for the heads up Nathan!
by LargeAndi May 16, 2019
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Sloppy Joey

The action of taking a baby and using it like a pocket pussy to the point of having cum coming out of their ears. Sort of like a sloppy joe
I gave my friends brother a Sloppy Joey the other night. He didn’t make it.
by ObamaNards May 13, 2024
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Joey

Description of a boy that is gay and loves spaget
Lifeform 1: Man i could go for some spaget right now
Lifeform 2: Ok, joey
Lifeform 1: my name is ryan
by Gooseyshire May 16, 2023
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joey kim

He is awesome, handsome, short, and overall a really nice and caring guy. If you ever meet a Joey Kim call him a mid get.
Joey Kim is so awesome and cool!”
by Xxx_coolman69420_xxX May 12, 2021
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