Jizz Rod 

A little teenage white boy named Alton that is obsessed with beating his meat

Wow dude Alton is such a Jizz Rod

Jizz Rod by Dingle nut89 April 3, 2024

jizz chasm

A Jizz Chasm is the person that steals a Gillygut's last Meat Missile during a lakeside Pickle Baller orgy.

That sombitch Rusty Kuntz just Jizz Chasm'd the last hot dog... i should smack my paddle up side his yap dipper

jizz chasm by Chilifart April 10, 2024

jizz n a jar

A guy who gives a sperm sample, usually for fertility testing or IVF.

I will be late for work today, I got to go JIZZ N A JAR for my girl's IVF

jizz n a jar by DNAGuy May 29, 2024

jizz n a jar

A guy giving his sample for fertility treatment.

I was going to be late because I had to stop at the IVF clinic and jizz n a jar.

jizz n a jar by DNAGuy May 29, 2024

Jizz Spins 

When you cum so hard that your surroundings seem to start spinning around you

Dude, she sucked me so good that I got the jizz spins

Jizz Spins by Malipnos June 7, 2024

Jizz-Maxxing 

Erm what the sigma, Its when someone drake maxxes hell hard and jizzes all over the roof.

Bro, stop Jizz-Maxxing.

Jizz-Maxxing by Notmatt the legend June 10, 2024

Jizz theory 

When someone (especially a boy / man) gives you on a night much attention, answers fast and compliments you but ignores you / ghostes you the day after like nothing happened.

Girl: i texted with my crush and he called me sexy that night but ghosted me the day after

Boy: lol. Jizz theory

Jizz theory by Vivi6969lolol June 11, 2024