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commie sauce

The change from Communism into the Russia's sauce because some fucker from in the system thought it was...

A.) A smart idea, that only they would think of.
B.) Or a way to give a hobo on thier government steps a good laugh.
A:
Guy: How 'bout we prove our supreme knowledge and try make Russia look like fuckfaces at the same time?!!
Secretary: Wouldn't that be hard? After all you're sloshed, dude!

B:
President: THE NEW Commie sauce! In a local brand-market near you! Try it and you can almost TASTE how fucking dumb our congress is!!
by Phatal May 24, 2003
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crapple sauce

1. it is everything in life that is not performed correctly. everything from bad hand writing to shitty craftmanship.
it is the abortion you wish you had.

2. it is to suck at life
"man you are crapple sauce if i sucked as bad as you at life id kill myself"
by shoosterjama July 31, 2009
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Win Sauce

When something is so win, they made it into a sauce.
Steven seagal's pony tail is so Win Sauce
by Betty Pierce April 15, 2011
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El Sauce

when your girlfriend's mom accidently touches your testicles or penis or both when attempting to give you a towel.
Well when I was getting out of the shower before I swam, my Anna's mom pulled an el sauce when she tried to give me a towel.
by the sauce master May 18, 2010
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Cheeze Sauce

A sexual act involving 2 slices of Kraft singles and a man's genitals. It involves wrapping both slices around the man's penis and sucking until ejaculation which will also produce melted cheese. Post-ejaculation you have created the ever famous "CHEEZE SAUCE!!"
Example 1

Man - "Bitch you hungry?!"
Bitch - "Umm... i could eat something."
Man - "Bitch! Come make some CHEEZE SAUCE!!"

Example 2
Bitch - "Damn!"
Man - "What's goin on cuint?"
Bitch - "I went to make a Cheeze Whiz sandwitch, and we seem to be all out of cheeze!"
Man - "Ain't no problem Hoe! Come over here and get some of that CHEEZE SAUCE!!"
by TheDarkness1694 June 1, 2010
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maple sauce

The disgusting salty "treat" drink that comes from a Canuck's shlong as he ejaculates into a woman's orifices.
"Damn. His maple sauce tasted like Tim Horton's donuts after it was left in a container of play-do for a month.", said Stefanie.
by Pixie Lovuh May 6, 2008
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sauce the rope

I'm fitna see if I can get that biotch to sauce the rope.

Oh yeah, he/she sauced the rope real nice.
by SWJT April 2, 2009
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