When spanking someone with a baguette while receiving oral sex. Best done underneath the shadow of the Eiffel Tower.
Man did you here Jaques gave Francoise a french oral after we all smoked cigarettes and talked about dumb Americans in a coffeeshop?
by austingartiegart March 23, 2015
by little man in a hurry April 13, 2010
by World Decay December 17, 2005
Usually after a night of amazing sex, the woman leaves in the morning without a trace, save a thank you note.
Mike: What's wrong with Eddie?
Sally: Juliette pulled a French Leave on Eddie last night.
Mike: Oh snap!
Sally: Juliette pulled a French Leave on Eddie last night.
Mike: Oh snap!
by eddiesdguy June 08, 2012
When a female sticks their dirty,sweaty armpit in your face and your immediate reaction is to whip your dick out and protrusively fuck the girls armpit.
by CuntPounderMaster March 11, 2017
by bigbadmet June 08, 2007
Good morning, beautiful! How about some French Breakfast this morning and then afterwards, you can make me some eggs.
by thebeckssss June 07, 2011