When you get shagged by an itlaian
by Mummybanger003 February 15, 2017
Get the italian boned mug.A regal act worthy of the Caesars of Rome. This action involves not showering for a minimum period of 3 days. During this period, one's scrotum becomes a melting pot of sweat, oil, and vinegar. After the marinating process, the person approaches either a sleeping girlfriend or unsuspecting female and drops their wet sack directly onto the victim's eyes, with the asshole over the nose. The sleeper will awaken to a warm Italian howdy. Rustic with a touch of pink eye
Boyfriend: Good morning sweetness.
Girlfriend: OH gawd! What have you done to me?!
Boyfriend: The old Italian Wetmop girl! I'll drive you to the clinic
Girlfriend: OH gawd! What have you done to me?!
Boyfriend: The old Italian Wetmop girl! I'll drive you to the clinic
by Catsinthevents July 31, 2022
Get the Italian wetmop mug.Italian Treadmill is when you stop by the nearest supermarket to get an italian bread and a sixpack(beer) before pulling up to the pre-party.
by Hørm n’ Øren September 11, 2020
Get the Italian Treadmill mug.An Apple product disguising itself as a nationality inhabiting the country of iTaly, also an Apple-created fabrication. iTalians are really spaghetti-powered war machines programmed to kill anyone eating Hawaiian pizza on sight.
Benito Mussolini did not actually orchestrate any invasions. The iTalians had not been fully developed, and thus Mussolini was forced to make little people out of sticks.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023
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Get the Italian Handshake mug.The act in which two men, not homosexually, superglue there foreskins together and then jerk off, but not homosexually, making sure to cum simultaneously so that the spunk breaks through the superglue creating a sprinkler effect, but then again not homosexually.
by Pooflepoof October 17, 2025
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