horny

its what you are right now

hmmmm I'm horny. mmmmmm porn

by sleepyjack July 8, 2010

Horny Dog

Originating at Lancaster University, the 'horny dog' was inspired by a certain Ms Potts. It is recognisable by its large pene which is separated from its balls and its ane which is exposed due to its lack of tail.

Person One: 'Oh man, I feel really unconnected from my balls today'
Person Two: 'Yeah, you're such a Horny Dog'

by stevos evos-bad at tetris February 25, 2010

horny taco

Josh is a horny taco because he was bein a ass dat day throwin shit at me. Derogatory term of randomness.

shut the hell up you horny taco im tryin to copy da homework.

by anthonypoop February 7, 2008

Horny

Ready for sexual activity. wanting someone. Wanting to get it on with a person. Wanting sex or sexual activity

Damn girl your body makes me so horny

by I answer the question :)1 May 26, 2009

horny

Thinking about pussy 24/7. You need it so bad you're thinking about asking out that redhead at the gas station with the eye patch and club foot. You buy raw liver to jerk off in, like the guy in Portnoy's Complaint.

I was so horny I said to the corrections officer, "I'll bet you ten bags of coffee I can bust three nuts in five minutes. Time me!"

by Oakkymon May 20, 2006

horny

You perverts need to stop looking up this word.
It does not refer to sex at all.

1. Having horns or hornlike projections
2. Made from a horn
3. Tough and calloused
4. Slang for wanting sex

Stop reading these definitions just to get horny!

His hands were horny ecause of his work on a boat, which roughened his hands.

by xxhellogoodbye March 31, 2007

Horny

A feeling characterized by intense sexual urges.

Master Bates is consumed with being horny.

by deeezenutz April 29, 2010