hooker buffet

The room service tables with leftover food that are put out in the hotel hallway after a guest finishes his/her breakfast.

It was a real hooker buffet on the 10th floor this morning. The choices were endless!

by Samir the 54 March 17, 2014

Hookering

The be a hooker. The oldest profession.

I'm sure hookering is the oldest profession in the world. Said Meeleta to ducky and river.

by Thesquattingduck July 9, 2014

Hooker Shoes

The simplest explanation for why people go from standing to lying prone without warning.

Raj - "The big guy drank four Jaegerbombs, gave his buddies a high five, and fell flat on his back."

Dylan - "Hmmm. Hooker Shoes."

Raj - "Yup."

by The Spherical Poet August 19, 2014

hooterdingy

what old people call something they cannot remember the name of

Grab me that hooterdingy over yonder. Its by the wazzlehoffer.

by yenkojeep August 27, 2014

Hoopter

A Hoopter is a vagina that hangs down like the netting of a basketball hoop

"Jessica is such a hoopter. I can see it hanging out of her shorts"

by Foxyslut777 July 6, 2015

hooker beads

True definition of Mardi Gras beads, according to Crystal

Those hooker beads really make your eyes sparkle .

by Delorisgreen September 19, 2015

hookers and hotdogs

A statement used to express that if a specific outcome occurs it will be very good indeed.

If I hit the trifecta in the next race it'll be hookers and hotdogs for everyone!

by Westside T October 30, 2015