Hair Pop

A genre of modern pop that takes heavy inspiration from the 80's new wave and synth pop but with modern twists. Easily identifiable by the similar drums and guitar patterns of the 80's with the added modern electronic sounds. The name of the genre may remind you of hair metal of the 70's but since it's from the 80's it name actually comes from the 80's musical Hairspray, thus Hair Pop

Person 1: Blanks's music would be hair pop then huh?
Person 2: Oh Yeah! Goddamn I love Blanks's music!

by CONTROLFREAK96024 March 6, 2021

Kai’s Hair

When you lose something, and it’s gone forever. No chance you get it back.

Adam: Hey did Griff get with that girl last night?
Nick: Ya, I heard his virginity is Kai’s Hair
Adam: Bout time...

Riley: * hits golf Ball*
Riley: FUCK! Well that balls Kai’s Hair for sure, I’m hitting another.

by Adammenkens March 6, 2021

neloys hair

Literally a mushroom made of hair on someones head!

Ayo, whats up with this Neloys hair looking mushroom?

by RexCaba October 30, 2020

Hair Market

Hair market is when you forget to shave your pubes and someone wants to eat your dick. Or when you eat pubes because ramen isn't enough.

"How was it?"
"Omg he is such a hair market."

by BigFwithAbigD March 13, 2019

hair hop

When yo hair has so much volume you look like an eighties stand up comedian.

That girl is so fine and she got hair hop

by Candle wax May 26, 2017

Mule Hairs

Are rubbery vines that grow off of the muleth haireth. High in calcium, low in yam, they are very filling. Can be mixed with one piece of kale and 2 gallons of paper sauce to create a lushious pasta.

"Hey, look! It's some wild Mule Hairs, galloping in the majestic winds of urban dough."

by FigureskatingYASS February 4, 2022

Pineapple Hairs

Pineapple Hairs are that green stuff on top of a Pineapple.

Made by Anix, published by his fan.

The pineapple hairs on the top of pineapple are green

by Anix Fan222 June 16, 2020