HOG

Acronym: Hot Old Guy, that is, an older man who has no grand-children. Use as Hot Old Girl at your own risk!

Hey ladies, check out that guy over there, what a HOG!

by the_me777 October 29, 2019

hog and ball torture

Getting railed from behind by a Roadhog and Hammond.

OH GOD I LOVE GETTING HOG AND BALL TORTURED, DON'T YOU?!?

by Gacthaurshaaftxtt August 9, 2024

Hogging Off

To get off with no regard for your surroundings

“Come on Ezekiel, at least close the doors. Stop hogging off! Damn it!”

by Cayde Taylor May 22, 2022

HINNY HOG

When one places their nose in the anterior region of their partner while actively eating the rectum.

He wanted to surprise her by giving her a hinny hog.

by ArmyDitchDoc September 24, 2021

Chumpy hog

A very large, heavy and girthy penis

Me: Does your dad have a Chumpy hog?
John: fuck yea!

by Chumpyhog09 March 8, 2025

Childhood hog

The childhood hog is the like the Angels off that movie about Scrooge, except it's a hog that visits children who have missed things from their childhood like seeing 'the lion king.'

Daphne- aw man you never believed in Santa?
Sagitta- nah man

Daphne- you're overdo for a visit from the childhood hog

by 🌏💖 January 30, 2017

Hog Hopping

Assisting the police when not asked. Usually always in a way that satisfies as urge to commit violence.

We went hog hopping last night and helped the cops beat down a juggalo with his own 2 liter of Faygo.

by THELonni September 2, 2022