Canada's History

An Anal/Vaginal sexual act involving a Moose antler, usually lubricated with maple syrup. The resulting fluid mixture is then drunk from a replica Stanley Cup with a beer.

I saw a great movie last night and learned a lot about Canada's History...Eh.

by Jacques XXX February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Inserting your tongue into the ass of a reindeer while forcing a an elephants trunk on to your cock and jacking off the reindeer.

I had fantastic time enjoying a Canada's History yesterday.

by Steven Colbert Nation February 4, 2010

Canada's History

An extremely rare sex act involving the dug up and desecrated corpses of Samuel de Champlain, John A. Macdonald, and that bear cub who was the inspiration for Winnie the Pooh. The process takes a long time and is incredibly uninteresting for all parties involved.

Most pornographers agree Canada's history is a myth and should never be discussed or acknowledged.

by UltraChewy February 4, 2010

History of Worldwide

Do we all remember the time in BBW season 2 when Biggie's bouncer tried to rape Ara Ara Gomez... so this is how the story goes... they were vibing in the house party where biggie's bouncer lured Ara Ara to the bathroom to dance with her. the intent of the Bouncer was to hide from biggie while collecting from a girl. now the bathroom was locked at this moment.. and they were dancing there having fun at first. then the bouncer started getting all sexual which Ara Ara Gomez did not like.. soo Ara warned him but the bouncer did not listen... and Ara was no longer interested and tried to leave but the bouncer started becoming physical with her forcing her to stay and this was when it turns into rape. Ara was then screaming for help.. but no one could here her. the bouncer started raping her by pressing her sexually. Ara screamed and Screamed and then Cody heard her voice and called attention to the door. everyone was wondering what was going on meanwhile... Ara was collecting inside screaming for help, the bouncer was really enjoying .. pressing her everywhere, then cody decided to break down the door which was successful and the housemates saw what had transpired and called out biggie, Cody and Unknown rushed the Bouncer and the other bouncers came in and took the bouncer criminal away while Austin tapping his head. Biggie deeply apologized and Ara Ara Gomez was in an emotional trauma.

THE HISTORY OF WORLDWIDE pt11

by Ebuksam February 29, 2024

history books

A book that is hell, history books will make you bored 24/7. Yes we are forced to read them, so please quit school its not fucking worth it.

hey, did you see the history book anywhere?
those crappy history books?
yeah im interested.
fuck you get out.

by fucking loser tehe February 10, 2021

Experience of history

A unique way of describing photographs of a macro event.

That experience of history was caught on individual twitter feeds all over the city

by Richard_Cranium123456 December 16, 2011

canada's history

a sexual act where at least two or more people get together and have intercourse animals (most often dogs) with moose antlers while drinking maple syrup and taking turns sticking the Stanly cup up their anus.

Jonas: What's wrong Joe.
Joe: My but hurts.
Jonas: Why?
Joe: Because my wife wanted to try something kinky last night and I suggested Canada's History
Jonas: ooh. Bad Choice man.

Joe: yea I know.

by hottytoddy04 February 4, 2010