german pilot light

a sexual act that involves using a match or lighter to ignite a fart as the farter is hovering over the other's genitalia.

"She was looking to spice up our sex, so I brought a book of matches to bed and she gave me a German pilot light."

by jtets December 10, 2013

german helmet stamp

To depress one's forehead with the end of your penis leaving a german helmet stamp imprint on the recipient.

Shut the fuck up or I will give you a german helmet stamp on your forehead!

by Backsack Bob March 19, 2014

german clockwork

You place your balls in someone's mouth as they tickle it with your teeth, you usually do this whilst roughly masturbating the other person so it is harder for them to keep their mouth open.

Wanna do a German clockwork tonight?

ok, as long as you're less rough.

sure thing sweet cheeks *puts his middle finger to his lips*

by FGIHM April 13, 2014

german scotch

A person passed around for sex also known as every ones bitch to men and women

he was a german scotch at the party last night

by Swagmoneygetitright December 14, 2014

german captain

When a man consumes his own ejaculation.

When my wife and I have sex, I German Captain in my own mouth.

by kittnclaw September 2, 2014

German Incursion

When a person gives a handjob to two people simultaneously, each receiver on one side of a national border. (Cross-border handjob) -Taylor Richard

Lucy was on the German/Belgium border giving a German incursion.

by Frine February 13, 2015

german mario

A version of Mario who sings about sex, mortal combat, and gay men.

german guy: did you see do the mario where i come from?
gamer guy: no, german mario talks to much about sex, mortal kombat, and gay men.

by anarchyroks666 April 29, 2015