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goose herpes

You know how fucking annoying a fucking goose is? You know how you can't get rid of herpes? Now imagine an orney, foul fowl with a bad case of distemper and covered in puss filled herpes sores. That won't go away, that will attach you and thus transmit the goose herpes to you. As your body slowly succumbs to the ravages of disease your hunger for bits of bread only increases along with your hatred of all mankind. Soon the transformation will be complete and you shall know unbounded hatred! HONK!
Damn, that bitch fucking nasty, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.

Shit, at least she doesn't have goose herpes like your mom.
by Maxwell Haus August 26, 2020
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Saddle goose

"You're such a saddle goose"
"lol"
by ppap23 February 14, 2022
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Goosed

the stage of pollution when drunk and high
Gav got Goosed at longitude
by goosage (•)(•) July 4, 2023
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Goose down soup

A chicken-based soup from Mexican homes or restaurants that feels like a warm down jacket when you eat it. It’s hot and delicious, with vegetables, seasoning and home made chicken, something abuela would make and comfort you in the wintertime. The phrase arose in areas of Queens, NY, like Jackson Heights and Sunnyside, where Mexican culture has blended with American culture.
I had some goose down soup at El Gallo Negro and it was delicious!
by DLC1947 December 30, 2024
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silly goose

i fucking hate him, he is a silly goose.
by koolepickid69 April 1, 2021
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Goose

Maverick's dead best friend
by Mr_S 114 June 17, 2022
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Crazy Goose

Grey goose vodka mixed with orignal monster, and cranberry juiice.
last night was poppin i got crazy goose!
by Queenz Skinz January 25, 2011
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