Friend Fucker Philosophy

The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.

The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016

Friend zone

Brendamn Robbins

Friendzone:
If you are bren then you are in the friend zoneand or guardian zone and you are living the life of loneliness and solitary.

by Nosorrybestfriend December 3, 2016

Friend slut

When you become really good friends with someone (really quick) but then you change your mind and never hang out with them

-Do you hang out with "so-so" ?
-No I dont hang out with that chick anymore
-you guys seemed so close
-hell naw, she was annoying
- you're such a friend slut

by Mad guru December 29, 2016

friend spark

when you have an instant spark with your friends.

"We clicked instantly we had a friend spark." friemistry

by KatieMorag July 30, 2016

Friend Zone

the space/pause between boy friend and girl friend is the friend "zone"; classifying you only as a friend that is a guy or a friend that is a girl, nothing more.

Friend 1 : omg you and Bob act like y'all dating
Friend 2: NAHHHHHH, he's just my boy_friend.
Friend 1: ouch you friend zoned him

by chicken pen15 July 9, 2016

friend points

when you help your friend move for 'beer & pizza' aka the pay back scale is never even for favor/job done. but for the sake of friendship

Thanks for watching our puppy while we're away for two months on such short notice, you've earned some serious friend points. We'll get you something from the trip to show our appreciation!

by kevin135! June 11, 2016

Friend Farm

(N) – When two {Friend Mine}s unite in marriage to create a large resource of friends.

When Jason and Heather got married, the joining of their friend mines created a friend farm for upfriending.

by gambler325 June 16, 2016