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Flying Squirrel

The species threshold above which a veterinarian will likely interrupt imminent sex to answer an emergency call. The first known example was documented in 1977 at Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory when the attending veterinarian answered a call about a flying squirrel just as things were "getting going."

Species above the flying squirrel line could include macaques, bald eagles, canines, ducks, voles, baby robins, and, of course, flying squirrels. Species likely below the flying squirrel line include danio rerio, xenopus laevis, and drosophila melanogaster.
We had just snuck into the confocal room for a quickie when his beeper went off for some flying squirrel.
by barry mcsorely July 23, 2018
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Fly slimmy; Fly slimmies (pl.)

Any person of the female persuasion that is perticularly appealing to the general male population. This includes but is not limited to those with nice chesticles or a fine ass.
That bitch is a fly slimmy. Lets go pick up some fly simmies.
by Jario Florez March 10, 2005
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flying fuck

when two birds are having sex in mid air ot two people haveing sex on a flying object. (:
megan and ashley decided to pull a flying fuck on the airplane.
by ashley megan March 22, 2008
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fly-on-the-wall

a documentary that follows you around
i cant believe that fly-on-the-wall documentary caught me picking my nose
by hayley yates December 10, 2003
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squashing the fly

In the game of hearts when you only win one trick.
by tony shannon March 22, 2005
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fly player

one possessing the wheeled-flair of Stephen Hawking and the sexual prowess of Mother Teresa; esp. a male with a penis.
That fellow surrounded by elderly, attractive women in lingerie is quite the fly player.
by Noah Weston April 17, 2003
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flying fuck

Literal meaning: a jar filled with the juices excreted during sex, flying through the air.

Figurative: When you do not care whatsoever about something.
"Dude there is a flying fuck in the air."
"I hate school, do you honestly think I give a flying fuck if I get an A on my paper?"
by bamafan135 January 17, 2008
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