"That guy wanted to fuck like right now but I told him friends first".
"Dude what happened to you?"
"I was so turned on I thought my cock was going to start speaking for itself but when I put my hand on her vag she said "Whoa! Friends first."
"Dude what happened to you?"
"I was so turned on I thought my cock was going to start speaking for itself but when I put my hand on her vag she said "Whoa! Friends first."
by Mr Special August 19, 2019
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by Bperfan420 August 1, 2003
Get the Safety First mug.if you know someone who’s born on this day you have been cursed. this person is loved by everyone even if their a total bitch. when you get close to this person you see their soft and sweet side. you will love this person instantly. they tend to be literal crackheads. this person will say the rudest shit to you when you guys are close but never let anyone else say anything mean. hold on to this person, they may be a bitch but no matter what you’ll love them and they’ll love you.
by finnswoter October 19, 2019
Get the January first mug.When someone walks in front of you getting to their seats at a sports event and they choose to go facing you. If you are still sitting down then it will be their crotch to your face. This is considered poor practice and should be replaced by their backside in your face.
I was at the game last night and these guys walked past us to get to their seats and they went by crotch-first. It was so gross.
by rollaricedan December 6, 2013
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except that it's underlined right above the search box.
And for the record, Urban Dictionary is officially declaring you DTM- aka Dead To Me. Which means you are kicked out of any upcoming parties and excluded from any inside jokes henceforth.
Nice going, smart ass.
except that it's underlined right above the search box.
And for the record, Urban Dictionary is officially declaring you DTM- aka Dead To Me. Which means you are kicked out of any upcoming parties and excluded from any inside jokes henceforth.
Nice going, smart ass.
Person- Hey, I know something totally hilarious that no one would have ever thought of before! I should totally make an ass of myself and just use the literal form of the suggestion above the search box.
*types in "your first name"*
Urban Dictionary- gtfo
*types in "your first name"*
Urban Dictionary- gtfo
by VA to IL June 22, 2011
Get the your first name mug.THE FIRST 90 days of anything are the hardest, if you can beat that you'll make it; in relationships extremely. If a guy and girl have a rough 90 days but make it the 90 days then can lay forever. Situations change. And people do as well but if you make the first 90 days everything before does not matter.
P.S. Make the 90 days with a girl or guy make her a part of your life
In work make 90 days get good pay keep the job for a while.
There are 90 day challenges.
There are 90 days get rich quick. There are <90 relationships which mean nothing. There are 90 day work outs. JUST MAKE THE 90 DAY's and you can always make it.
P.S. Make the 90 days with a girl or guy make her a part of your life
In work make 90 days get good pay keep the job for a while.
There are 90 day challenges.
There are 90 days get rich quick. There are <90 relationships which mean nothing. There are 90 day work outs. JUST MAKE THE 90 DAY's and you can always make it.
THE FIRST 90 days of anything are the hardest, if you can beat that you'll make it; in relationships extremely. If a guy and girl have a rough 90 days but make it the 90 days then can lay forever. Situations change. And people do as well but if you make the first 90 days everything before does not matter.
P.S. Make the 90 days with a girl or guy make her a part of your life
In work make 90 days get good pay keep the job for a while.
There are 90 day challenges.
There are 90 days get rich quick. There are <90 relationships which mean nothing. There are 90 day work outs. JUST MAKE THE 90 DAY's and you can always make it.
P.S. Make the 90 days with a girl or guy make her a part of your life
In work make 90 days get good pay keep the job for a while.
There are 90 day challenges.
There are 90 days get rich quick. There are <90 relationships which mean nothing. There are 90 day work outs. JUST MAKE THE 90 DAY's and you can always make it.
by Lifelover69 May 1, 2014
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The people who follow this act usually have something wrong with them as it is very abnormal, unnecessary and stupid.
Not only that, anyone who has the guts to pour milk in first can be extremely voilent, so it is best to stay as far away as possible from them.
The people who follow this act usually have something wrong with them as it is very abnormal, unnecessary and stupid.
Not only that, anyone who has the guts to pour milk in first can be extremely voilent, so it is best to stay as far away as possible from them.
by ImAHoeForSpongeBob May 6, 2019
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