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Destination fucked

It's when you drink a beer on the roof and then hit yourself in the head with the can. Then try to be Tony Hawk, fail hard, fall on your head and lay there for a moment while a child gives you the finger. Also there is a fire on the right and a fat pig.
This is the longest journey to destination fucked.
by mstr-rptr November 29, 2018
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Fizzle Fucked

When things or situations get messed up with no logical explanation or understanding. Different from a "Cluster Fuck", a situation that is Fizzle Fucked just makes no God damn sense.
For example, when your phone charger works only half the time and never when you really need it the most. You stand there bending the cord back and forth and shaking it like you are trying to raise the dead. Suddenly someone walks by and says, "Son, looks like your charger is Fizzle Fucked."
by Seahawks1300 January 29, 2017
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Fucking Brady

No matter the situation, the score or whatever time is left in the Football game, New England Patriots QB Tom Brady will pull out the victory.
Patriots were down by 40 when I turned the game off. They came back to win with 3 seconds left. Fucking Brady!!!
by will bitten October 29, 2017
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fuck apple

No definition, just wanted to say that Apple fucking sucks shit.
I just spent my entire night torrenting DMGs of OS X because the recovery process for the used Mac Mini I bought requires an Apple ID, and it's near impossible to make a recovery USB outside of OS X itself.

Fuck Apple.
by crungo July 26, 2017
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Fuck Tyrone

Tyrone the name of a man who plays Joe mama jokes and there species are mostly found at Shoe Palace slapping shoes
Jidion: Fuck Tyrone

Everybody : Fuck Tyrone
by satisfied.girly September 23, 2021
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Fucking Warren

What you say when someone named Warren does literally anything.
"How hard is it to lock the door? Fucking Warren."
"It was fucking Warren that did that!"
"Fucking Warren didn't wash his dishes."
by JF DONT TOUCH December 24, 2020
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cunted fuck

Usually used in a positive sense, possibly as a greeting to a close friend or when they've acted in a way which makes one proud
A: I went to sailors the other night and fucked this bitch in the toilet
B: Ah you cunted fuck thats awesome

or

A: alright you cunted fuck how are you
B: alright thanks cunt
by theCF July 7, 2012
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