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Eating by proxy

When you order a healthy or low-calorie item in order to give the appearance of sticking to a healthy eating pattern, then load it up with fattening ingredients in order to make it taste better or delude yourself into believing that the proxy food is still healthy. Gives the outward appearance of a healthy choice, when in reality it has as many calories and as much fat as the not-so-healthy meal that you really wanted in the first place.
Jordan is on a diet, so she ordered a salad. However, she really wanted a hamburger. So, she ordered the salad in order to look like she's sticking to her diet, but then she topped it with lots of cheese, bacon and ranch dressing. Now her salad has as many calories as the burger that she really wanted in the first place. Her friends praise her for sticking to her diet by ordering the salad, not taking into account that all the extras have put that salad into fat-bomb category. Jordan is 'eating by proxy', whereby the salad is the 'proxy' for the 'fattening' hamburger.
by For Whom the Bell Trolls June 21, 2013
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eat ice

when your mouth is so hot you decided to eat ice
AGH THESE CHIPS ARE TOO SPICY, GOTTA EAT ICE
by amogus so sus April 26, 2021
mugGet the eat icemug.

time to eat

A phrase Carlos&Hayden used in 5th grade know use it everyday on text to eachother they use the term when they try to be funny or want a good joke they oraginaly used it when they went to lunch now use it every day
Carlos:Hey Hayden Hayden:What??
Carlos:ITS TIME TO EAT!!
by ITS TIME TO EAT March 16, 2017
mugGet the time to eatmug.

eat meaters

Phrase used to describe people who actually fit into the stereotyped description of deer hunters being generalized as "stupid rednecks."
"I was so proud of all them, and their stories of the love of this sport, and of their husbands and girls and boys who brave the weather for us deer loving 'eat meaters.'"
by m0ze December 18, 2011
mugGet the eat meatersmug.

turtle eating

My girlfriend choked while turtle eating last night.
by Johnfmjr July 25, 2006
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eating chilli

Anal oral sex with someone who has just dedicated
When your done in the bathroom don't wipe. I feel like eating chilli tonight!
by peter Griffin January 24, 2015
mugGet the eating chillimug.

eating coffee

by honest james November 18, 2013
mugGet the eating coffeemug.

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