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Dave Carlson finger bang

To finger a heavily bleeding vagina so hard that blood goes everywhere. Dave Carlson reference comes from move slap shot and how Dave is an animal how Dave is a mess.
Bro 1-Nigga what the fuck happened in here? Its a murder scene.
Bro 2-Funny you should ask. Amy came by. Gave her some Shit then i Dave Carlson finger banged that bloody ham wallet of hers.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023
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a Dave story

a really bizarre anecdote that someone pulls out of their ass, or maybe it's real.
Oh what an X-files story. It sounds like a Dave story.
by Mecachis June 2, 2018
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Daved

When you lend money to someone and don't get it back
A : "Man I never got back the money he owed me for pizza that night"
B: "Bruh you just got Daved"
by thegrapemane February 26, 2021
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dave

yes dave
dave
by BadBoiJohn March 26, 2021
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Dirty Dave

- I met David Létourneau today!
- You mean Dirty Dave?
-Yeah
by psps123 January 6, 2021
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Daving

taking a selfie of yourself, usually drinking a beer, while your significant other performs a task like lawn or house work.
Him: There he goes daving again.
Them: Yeah, I'm surprised he's not murdered in his sleep for drinking while she does all the work.
by killn8r November 19, 2020
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Dave Moment

When someone pulls a Dave East and has horrible spelling and grammar, and is exceptionally (decent) at Minecraft Gun PVP.
You have trouble pronouncing "Bob?" That's such a Dave Moment
by UnLogic_ June 9, 2021
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