landon crumpacter

A real cunt! He is pretty much just a fucking bitch boi. Also, he dated a guy named Delane.

Your a real Landon Crumpacter

by Das dat boi March 25, 2019

Cum crumb

The leftover cum in ur bum

I heard sam left cum crumbs in Brooks bum

by Pooman42069 January 7, 2021

Grumpy Old Crummuggen

a hater of all things silly, young, funny, or cool

Leonard glares at the frog in the pickle jar because he is a grumpy old crummuggen!

by watergirljamiet September 14, 2011

I just spilled tea all over my crumpets

When one gets over excited whilst watching some scantily clad ladies, and edjaculates in ones pants all over their crumpets!

"Is that some side dabloons I see?..................*10 seconds later*.................. Gosh darn it! I just spilled tea all over my crumpets!"

by Hellsayeah December 12, 2012

Mrs. Crumplebottom

Someone who is opposed to PDA, nudity and the like, as well as having many old-fashioned ideas and views and dressing up in Victorian style clothes.
Named after a character in The Sims franchise with the same mannerisms.

Mrs. Crumplebottom totally interrupted our date and hit me with her purse!

by Ainrana December 19, 2011

crumb

sub-par; not meeting standards

the new york giants are more crumb than the eagles.

by supercron78 October 21, 2003

Crumple Melt Grin

The name originating initially from the character Rumplestiltskin, a Crumple Melt Grin is a facial expression imitating a melting, crumpling face.

"arrrghhh my face looks like a Crumple Melt Grin!"
"Stop giving me the Crumple Melt Grin, it's freaking me out."
"*Roooaaarrr* Crumple Melt Grriiinnn"

by Ok-Alright. April 6, 2008