Coconaised

Being Intoxicated by Cocaine

Jimmy: Are you okay? I saw you doing cocaine earlier…
Lana: you’re right I did and I’m so coconaised right now!

by ellabellabingbong March 11, 2023

Common Gurd L

When Gurd makes a decision or an action which is considered an L among his piers. This is a frequently mistake by Gurd, hence the "common".

"Gurd's phone just disappeared again"
"Omg... common Gurd L"

by AbraFar March 20, 2023

commontary

Ordinary descriptive/explanatory palaver dat is boring and humdrum.

Every presidential campaign and election is pretty much da same, and so da reporters covering said events all give similar commontary.

by QuacksO March 25, 2023

Coconut Cannon

a plant from Plants vs. Zombies 2 which needs to be tapped on to shoot out a devastating coconut cannonball with AOE damage, then takes time to recharge that shot.

"I put down a Coconut Cannon and when I clicked on it, it shot an explosive coconut which killed 3 Conehead Zombies with ease."

by Otheruser325 April 2, 2023

Common Sense

if you came to urban dictionary of all places looking for this definition, you need to get some common sense. anyway, it means a general idea of what and what not to do. just don't be a fucking dumbass.

dude, get an understanding of common sense before you try to argue with someone again.

by bbqsauce9249 April 14, 2023

coconut liberal

A Samoan or Pacific Islander that subscribes to liberal ideologies from the viewpoint of white people. They usually are active in poetry spaces or Twitter talking about bad traits in Pacific communities like supposed anti-blackness (e.g. because of a word like 'meauli', even though they don't speak or understand their native language) in Pacific communities but fails to advocate for their Pacific communities in the struggles they face.

They are just as worse as Trump supporters.

*cue video of a black man being racist to an Asian in NYC*
Coconut Liberal: "This video exemplifies the white supremacy that is rooted in today's society"
Sione: "Se, kua e coconut liberal kele lou aikae. You coconut liberal, you"

by wdymrtfm April 29, 2023

Common joe L

Joe having an awful opinion usually surrounding football and Manchester United

Joe : rashford is top 5 wingers all time

Everyone with a brain: common joe L

by Jacquin May 6, 2023