The act of providing coffee to someone and receiving head or cunnilingus in gratitude.
An excuse to have a quickie somewhere in or around the office.
An excuse to have a quickie somewhere in or around the office.
I brought some coffee to Jeff the other day and I was rewarded with the best tongue lashing around.
If anyone asks I'm going on a coffee run, be back in about twenty minutes.
If anyone asks I'm going on a coffee run, be back in about twenty minutes.
by Stereotyped April 24, 2013
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Chris: I can't, I just stuck my penis in ice. Do you want a coffee ice cube?
Beth: Ok. Team work makes the dream work!
Chris: This might be cold!
Chris: I can't, I just stuck my penis in ice. Do you want a coffee ice cube?
Beth: Ok. Team work makes the dream work!
Chris: This might be cold!
by D Rut. October 24, 2008
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by lflqueen February 19, 2009
Get the coffee stalking mug.Dude, PLEASE toss the coffee placenta after you make a pot. It gets gross and grows mold if you leave it in there!
by vasking November 20, 2009
Get the coffee placenta mug.When your getting frisky with a girl and you wind up on the floor. She then notices the ugly as sin coffee table you have and that ends your chances of getting any.
I was gunna get lucky but she saw the ugly ass coffee table i made during weilding and got coffee table cockblocked
by Lorck13 March 15, 2011
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it is a town in Illanois, where the most interesting game to play on the streets is entirely dependant on how fast the tumbleweed rolls.
People are hard to come by, which can lead to the belief that Cofeen is a ghost town.
all in all, it is a good place to go if you want some coffee though...
it is a town in Illanois, where the most interesting game to play on the streets is entirely dependant on how fast the tumbleweed rolls.
People are hard to come by, which can lead to the belief that Cofeen is a ghost town.
all in all, it is a good place to go if you want some coffee though...
Nigel: hey, where did Ethan go??
Alexander: forget about him, he lives in Cofeen now.
Nigel: wow, this place is deserted
Alexander: yeah, it reminds me of Cofeen...
Alexander: forget about him, he lives in Cofeen now.
Nigel: wow, this place is deserted
Alexander: yeah, it reminds me of Cofeen...
by killahwatts May 25, 2011
Get the Cofeen mug.a person that sits in a coffee shop with his or her laptop just so other people know that he/she is seriously writing
Male: what do you do for a living?
Female: I'm a coffee writer
Male: what's that?
Female: I write my books in a coffee shop
Female: I'm a coffee writer
Male: what's that?
Female: I write my books in a coffee shop
by dream_living November 28, 2012
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