California Coldpocket

The act of taking a shit in ones vagina when said person is dead.

"That night my ex died. So as a last present I dug up her grave and gave her a California Coldpocket." purely an example made for comedic reasons.

by pocket boy May 12, 2009

California Aftershock

a girl is on all fours and you cum in her butthole. then she stays the same way while you lie under her with your mouth open. you the grab her butt cheeks and shake her butt until your cum exits her ass and falls/slides into your mouth.

Dude that girl was a freak and asked me to do a California Aftershock. ass

by LybtheTerrible February 20, 2011

California Roll

The act of pulling up to a stop sign and instead of stopping completely, you quickly look for other oncoming traffic and drive right through the designated stop.

cop Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver For the California Roll i just did?

by Dj Hitlerjugend April 21, 2011

smoking california style

When you and your friends hang out together and everyone is using their own smoking piece, as opposed to sharing a bong, a pipe or a joint!

"Hey Ken, wanna hit this bong?"

"Naw man, I'm smoking california style."

by rachie-bake November 10, 2008

Californian

Someone from California. Typically they use vocabulary such as "dude", "bro", and "like". Stereotypes include surfing to school, freaking out when it rains, and going to the beach everyday, which generally make Northern Californians mad, because this doesn't really apply to them. Apparently, we also drive like maniacs, probably due to traffic being a common problem around Los Angeles and San Francisco. In Southern California, the girls are stereotyped to be blonde, tan, and fit, while usually we're all either the opposite, or Mexican. We're also known to be the life of any party, according to countless other states. While most believe Californians are completely ignorant to all the other states and arrogant, that usually isn't true - in fact, a lot of California-born people try to leave as soon as they can because of the 100 degree weather, frequent earthquakes, and traffic.

Kyle: Bro, I like, totally dig your car! Usually I surf to school, so I don't, like, have one.
Harry: Must be a Californian.

by Enraged Coffee Addict March 10, 2015

Fresno, California

A dirty hot smelly shithole located in central California. The people or fat loud and not too bright.

what do you call a smelly pile of dog shit on the ground ?

You call It a Fresno, California!

by jb88 December 28, 2013

California

California- On the West Coast. Home to the Los Angeles Lakers, the San Fransisco 49ers and the Sacramento Kings. "The land of fruits and nuts-literally." This quote, which my grandmother says all the time, refers to the large homosexual population of California.

I live in California

by Will May 12, 2004