cross-jelqing

When you jelq so many times your penis forms a cross shape, inwhich you can pledge your allegiance to The Lord, Jelq-Jesus

"Oh you see that guy, Dave?"
"Yeah"
"I'm pretty sure that he was cross-jelqing last night"

by bananaxqc2.0 June 24, 2025

Cross

ok

cross: ok
me: agreed <3

by yep_still_a_looser_:] October 19, 2021

cross dresser

Someone who dresses in tacky clothing adorned by multiple crucifixes in an attempt to look like Madonna Ciccone in her 1980's music video "Like a Virgin".

A cross dresser is not to be confused with someone who merely uses the wrong dressing on a salad, such as pouring 1000 Islands onto a Caesar salad.

by bitchuck June 13, 2025

cross-living

the act of living the life of the opposite sex; impersonation as the opposite sex.

I hate your constant cross-living.

by uttam maharjan November 3, 2010

crossing

The act of intertwining the legs when having to urinate uncontrollably.

My nana waited too long to go to the bathroom and is now crossing.

by SYDLEX November 28, 2021

The Californian Crossing

When two people are about to make out and the thrid person jumps between them and get smooshed by both of the them at the same time.

Why are you so horny?

I just succeded with The Californian Crossing.

by Chocolatemuncher May 25, 2019

2 fingers crossed

That's mean we're in Izad Team.

No, I'm teaming with Izad! 2 fingers crossed.

by ImanWasHide June 12, 2022