someone cooked here

When a women (typically an ex) teaches a man how to better understand women and their interests.

Greg has watched the Notebook and knows the difference between beach waves and curls, someone cooked here.

by Apricosium December 20, 2023

cooked

when someone has no chance of success at something they want to do

uti is cooked about rizzing nur

by chova June 30, 2024

cooked

when someone is in a difficult or hopeless situation; ruined or broken.

ie:
dude 1 : dude you think this girl is bad?
shows picture of girl
dude 2 : nah bro shes chopped
dude 1 : bro i fucked her at the party on friday
dude 2 : ur cooked bro

by smoove2geeked February 23, 2024

Let it cook

To give time to let something get better, or to possible potential

“Bro this show is ass”

“hold on just let it cook”

by shopmimi November 18, 2023

Jack Cook

The one.

Jack Cook sorted me some fire ketamine

by the ones son May 25, 2024

Miss Cook

the FINEST babe you will ever meet UGHHH i need her bad ( she has a reaallly big gyatt)

Shes so fine Shes a Miss Cook

by NHEALY January 10, 2025

cooking a wellington

The act of wrapping a welshmans john thomas in tin foil and gently warming over a scented candle flame

I can't come out tonight, I'm cooking a wellington

by yyoogghhuurrtt December 19, 2013