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finger chopper 

An engagement ring so beautiful, the wearer lives in constant fear that an innovative thief will chop off her finger and the diamond with it.
I love your ring! It's a real finger chopper!
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Chunder Chops 

When you throw up and your chops (mouth) are forced open by the pressure of impending vomit.
Person 1: Oh my gosh! Did you see Jack today? He threw up EVERYWAAAAAH!
Person 2: Yeah, that boy's got chunder chops.
Chunder Chops by chahaha May 20, 2015

cotty chops

cot• e• chops

Dryness of the mouth usually caused from smoking weed.
"Pass my water, I have serious cotty chops!"
cotty chops by AllixNewport December 5, 2016

screwed and chopped 

music style pioneered by dj screw,
where (southern hiphop) get slooowed down and fucked with (repeats, fx, etc)
music for syrup sippers.
david banner mississippi the album (screwed and chopped)

al green screwed and chopped
screwed and chopped by nine February 21, 2004

chopper grunter 

When you acquire a chopper gunner in call of duty and proceed to insert as much of the controller (handle first) into the anus or vagina of a female lover, using the chopper-gunner-caused vibration as a vibrating-dildo-like sensation. This is known to cause the female lover to grunt with pleasure, hence the name.
The motivation from my girlfriend to give her a chopper grunter has increased my motivation to get chopper gunners, therefore increasing my gaming skill, win-win.

Chops Martin 

1. (n) A southern hick that loves to kill cows and pretend to fuck hookers. Originated in Bunker Hill.He also believes that the south will rise again.
2. (adj) A strange obsession with video games and a woman named Hayley.
3. (v) To hit a cow over the head with a hammer, because a gun wouldn't stun him, and then shoot it repeatedly in the head.

4. (adj) A very hairy son of a bitch.
1.Did that guy just pull a Chops Martin? Yea that cow is fucked!
2. Is that guy a Chops Martin? I think so, he has a confederate flag tattoo and keeps hitting on Hayley.
3. Is that big foot? Nope, thats Chops Martin!