head cheese

Smegma. The foul smelling and tasting substance found under the foreskin of a man's penis. Is usually composed of dead skin and other body secretions.

My boyfriend wants me to give him a blow job but I can't stand the taste of head cheese.

by DJP August 23, 2003

Squeeze Cheese

To Fart, have flatulance, bad wind etc.

Dude, why did you squeeze cheese - that stinks !

by Zeflar July 1, 2004

Fromunda' Cheese

The accumulation of fermented "Duck Butter" from under the male gentiles. It creates a thick layer on the "gooch" that looks strikingly similar to cheese.
Fromunda' refers to "From-unda my nuts!"

Eww!!! Martine just wiped his fromunda' cheese all over Dave's face.

by nate.tec.mi October 22, 2008

mozzarella cheese

type of cheese. believed to have been created by gabriella marchitelli

girl: hey whos that?
boy: its gabriella mozzarella cheese!

by myafhf August 7, 2009

mac and cheese

A term used by close friends when in a group to indicate they would like some privacy for about five minutes while they masturbate. This usually occurs in a group of gamer friends on a Skype chat, or similar online chat program.

Hey man, I'm gonna go make some mac and cheese. I'll be back in five minutes.

by Joseph Gibson January 11, 2009

Horse Cheese

A comment of distaste to a certain situation, usually used to insult.

- "What the fuck was Johnson up to last night?"

"Fuck knows, but the silly cunt came back stinking of horse cheese this morning.."

by Bishops Stortford December 26, 2011

wensleydale cheese

Greeks talk myths about this dairy product, famous example of shakespear having this great product. It is said that legends eat this for breakfast, Wallace was a great dog R.I.P

Wallace wensleydale cheese

by bick boi November 16, 2017