by RagingPrune July 8, 2016
Get the Boyfriend Remorse mug.The act of going with your girlfriend while she does things otherwise considered "girly"such as: shopping, getting her hair/nails done, etc.
Guy #1: Dude, let's hangout this weekend, I just got the new Call of Duty
Guy #2: I wish I could man, I'm on boyfriend dudy all weekend.
Guy #2: I wish I could man, I'm on boyfriend dudy all weekend.
by Slambumpkin Duncan July 4, 2016
Get the Boyfriend Dudy mug.When a 'friend' of yours is a total ho and sleeps with your man behind your back, you find two new men. One to strut as eye candy, and a secret boyfriend. Eye candy decoy boyfriend would ideally enjoy the ho's competition.
Didn't that hurt your feeling that she was flirting with your boyfriend? What, oh, he's the decoy boyfriend.
by P.Venuit May 29, 2016
Get the Decoy Boyfriend mug.The guy Rob I’m dating whose penis is small but is confident and sexy about it so we make it work...
*mutual friend at work* You guys are so funny posting your silly pics of his butt.
Girlfriend to mutual friend : his butt is on point but he’s still my small “d” boyfriend 😂
Girlfriend to mutual friend : his butt is on point but he’s still my small “d” boyfriend 😂
by Newmexicogirl505 February 3, 2018
Get the Small “D” Boyfriend mug.by jdjfifjfnf January 15, 2017
Get the out of state boyfriend mug.1.Someone that u kiss tgen goes of and flurts with your best friend then says they never did even when he did it right in front of you
2.you dump him then a week later you se him again and u ether fall for him again or u just want to kill him or both
3.you want to kill him because he cheated on you but you still like hem even tho you brock up with him
2.you dump him then a week later you se him again and u ether fall for him again or u just want to kill him or both
3.you want to kill him because he cheated on you but you still like hem even tho you brock up with him
Boyfriend: I love you so much and I will never do enything to hurt you or your feelings
1 week later: you catch your boyfriend flirting with another girl
Your boyfriend is now your ex-boyfriend
1 week later: you catch your boyfriend flirting with another girl
Your boyfriend is now your ex-boyfriend
by Illy illy December 7, 2019
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Her:no you discussing peace of trash
Him:your right I would be a bad boyfriend
Her:no you discussing peace of trash
Him:your right I would be a bad boyfriend
by 3526252626@urmom.com December 10, 2019
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