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National boyfriend day part 2

Celebrate your bf a second time bc we celebrated our gf 2 times
by Jay daddy smurt October 12, 2020
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October 17 is national give your boyfriend his boxers back day, so give them back.
Babe, it’s national give your boyfriend his boxers back day, so here are your boxers
by yourboyfriend;) October 15, 2020
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Boyfriend

A boy who can make you feel special. A person who makes you feel like the only one who exists.
Someone who isn't rude(it's not true if he is abusive/rude) Someone who makes you feel like your awesome a person who is loving and caring. Wait why are you searching this up is it to find out if he's right.
My "Boyfriend" is caring.
by uhweirdo October 16, 2020
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Ghost Boyfriend

Typically said by someone who has watched "Julie and the Phantoms".

Relating to one of the dead band members that they like.
"Hey, you know Luke? He's my ghost boyfriend."
by liccle ol' lady October 18, 2020
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two-day-boyfriend

Noun
The man you fuck, enjoy getting to know, engage in a fun activity with, get to know the best side of and let him see the best side of you, all without investing any feelings in each other as you both know that in just a few short days you will never see each other again.
Friend 1: "We had a great time and he was a great person. I really enjoyed my time with him."
Friend 2: "Do you miss him?"
Friend 1: "Nah, he was only a two-day-boyfriend"
by Olivia Moore June 7, 2017
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Ex-boyfriend Disease

Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!
Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.

Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.

Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
by MonkeyBubbles July 13, 2017
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