banana bong

a playful jab at a tool used to smoke cannabis, aka weed, kush, grass, etc. Used by omnivores/normal people to make fun of pothead vegans and hippies. Used most commonly on the West Coast, where the majority of states are cannabis-legal. Also a player in ToS, if you ever get to meet him.

Dude, that's a noice banana bong. Do you smoke kush in it, or a salad?

by SmokeMidEveryDay July 22, 2017

bong marley

Smoking a bong (either alone or with friends) while listening to Bob Marley's music.

Friend: "Dude, that bong marley yesterdax was sick af!"

by big mari-o September 20, 2020

National Bong Day

National bong day! Buy a bong, Build a bong, Smoke a bong. Save the date! April 26th

Today is national bong day! Bro let’s smoke.

by diabitch April 26, 2025

President Bong

This is a phrase used to describe somebody who is hogging the smoking device and keeping it to yourself.

Lyle: Dude, Jack, pass the bong!
Randy: You're like president bong over there, Jack.

by planetchad June 15, 2009

Bong Goblin

A person that smokes a large amount of weed, particularly from dirty, smelly, very well used bongs.

my mate corey is honestly the biggest fuckin' bong goblin

by BicBoi4000 January 15, 2021

Chugged the Bong

Someone who uses psychedelic or high-inducing materials or substances completely incorrectly, like chugging a bong, eating raw weed, drinking heroin, etc..

Person 1: “Did you see Aiden trying to snort weed at the party last night?”

Person 2: “Yeah man! He totally Chugged the Bong.”

by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal June 11, 2018

Bong Donkey

A word used to describe someone who frequently smokes marijuana (a bong and/or a joint) causing laziness and memory loss. A 'Bong Donkey' can hardly be trusted with any task as they will most often have a massive fuck up.

I can't believe he burned his garlic bread AGAIN!! Almost burnt the house down! What a bloody Bong Donkey

She didn't get the job because she showed up late to her job interview the god damn Bong Donkey!!

by FränkAnk July 29, 2019