Waxing my Bat

To Masterbate

Friend 1, You coming to the pub tonight?
Friend2, I may be in later? I’m horny so Waxing my Bat first

by Sintelliner August 17, 2021

Bat

In New Orleans (or all of Louisiana) we use this term as a substitute for punch or inflicting damage in anyway.

Person 1: “ Shut up.”

Person 2: “I’m gonna bat the fuck outta you if you tell me shut up again.”

by gi0v8nn8 August 21, 2021

tuna bat

An especially impressive penis, male genitalia.

“Hey man, nice tuna bat.”

by Monsieure Deeldo August 28, 2021

Bats for the other side

Descriptive of a gay, by a straight.

Bill obviously bats for the other side.

by Naughty Daddy August 11, 2022

Bat it

To persuade some one to do something or/to aim to do something.

Friend1: Ayo that girl is leng I wonna go chat to her. Friend2: bro you should “bat it” and see what she if she wants you

by …Switch… August 25, 2022

Batting Averages

An inside joke used by the Jackbox Games fandom to refer to a moment in YDKJ volume 4 where Guy proclaims that batting averages and Tony Guin make him ejaculate.

Jackbox fandom member: “Batting averages.”
*The entire fandom explodes*

by cupcakedestroyer August 29, 2022

Bat call

Last minute call/text to/from someone for a get together or a meet up.

Oh shit I just got the bat call from Bobby, let’s head over.

by Batman247 September 1, 2022