Bitch Banking

A Girl who adds many items to her cart with the intension of purchasing but fails to make the payment.

John - Last Night, I saw Eva Bitch Banking at Amazon.

Peter - That's not a surprise and she never spends fucking dollars.

by Moulish Rated - R Punk November 21, 2014

Ankle Banking

The strategic practice of revealing ankle to gain favor or brighten someone’s afternoon.

Nathan has had a rough day. Sounds like some ankle banking is in order.

by Zdubs9683 September 12, 2025

virtual bank

banks that offer online banking to customers and little to less in person banking an can charge less fees than big banks with multiple locations

hey how do u do ur banking or who do u bank with

oh dude i’m with a virtual bank

by 1Shot Duke November 3, 2020

Bollock Bank

The process of stretching ones scrotum and seeing how much money you can deposit in it.

Dude, he set a new record for the bollock bank last night. He totally got $10 worth of coins in there.

by Oak79 June 17, 2011

Schrodinger's bank account

A term used in Sethical's Baku Series to describe where somebody is lying that their bank account is full of paper, saying that it's empty or not.

Lil Broomstick: Ay bro not that I'm broke or anything but you could slide a couple coins my way.
Obito, strongest muthafucka in the series: You got Schrodinger's bank account. We don't know if that shit's empty or not.

by jeffthebalkan March 3, 2024

oversneeze bank account

A secret stash of facial-tissues dat you keep for emergencies.

During winter months, you should always maintain an oversneeze bank account to ensure dat other folks in your household don't "blow through" your entire supply, and dat you'll therefore still have some to use for your own copiously-draining nasal-works.

by QuacksO October 16, 2021

Bank Unlocking Employer

After university and previous previous employers and current parents and society work together to lock the banking services where its impossible to spend money a bank unlocking employer is required prior to restarting future university studies and the next potential employer where lawyer fees are required to begin receiving a salary for work purposes.

I didn't get hired by a bank unlocking employer for so long the bank never unlocked after locking due to miss intent. Now I wait for a bank unlocking employer to fix the bank unless a type of payroll system is administered?

by Patrick the Starfish001 June 2, 2023