Bum Boner 

The second boner of the day that you’ve had with your girl and you just know it’s going to last a long time so you’re saving it for her bum.

Baby your ass is so fine I hope to get a bum boner later for it.

Bum Boner by Jimmyxxxj9 August 28, 2021

bum weasel 

a small creature that feeds of human excrement, genrally liveing inside the anus

man 1: did i just see what i thought i saw?!?
man 2: Yea, it was a bum weasel

bum weasel by rich "mong" stong July 3, 2006

Bum Hand 

Simply when your hand smells of bum. Due mainly to having too little toilet paper and being too vigorous on the wipe.

Man1: "Pleased to meet you kind sir".

Man2: (Smells Hand) "Fuck me you have obviously wiped your arse with little paper and much vigour, this has given you 'bum hand'. Can I suggest you wash your hands before serving anymore canapes".

Bum Hand by Dr Quim medicine woman December 9, 2009

Bum Steer 

Australian term either meaning to lead astray or a way of describing taking a girl from behind

i.e. when she looks round at you with that confused look on her face, you say "Keep your eyes on the road - I'm steering this, bitch"

Bum Steer by Paul Hansford February 23, 2005

bum bum 

See also:

anus, arse, ass, behind, backside, booty, bottom, bum buns, butt, buttocks, can, derriere, dorsal, fanny, fundament, heinie, hindquarters, hind end, keister, posterior, prat, rear, rear end, rectum, rump, sphincter, stern, seat, tail, tail end, tight end, tooshie, tuchus, tush

"Daddy, what do I do with this fudgesicle?" ... "Well, Jonny, you can stick it in your bum bum".

bum bum by john November 24, 2003

bum sex 

when one sticks ones member up another members bum hole..... can also be used with a female contraption of a strap on!!

should be done with caution: side effects include shitting out blood for a few days after.... lubrication neccessary!!

bum sex by Captain Pugwash March 22, 2004

bum candle 

a person like ryan arias berricol who plays with yu gi oh cards and action figures when he is age 15.hahahahahaha a ginger bum candle !!!

think of the gayist person u know and double it

bum candle by james stafford April 22, 2005