Bum Scrumbling

When you are accidentally sitting on an item or object that someone else or yourself is looking for.

Friend 1: ‘Where is my phone!?’
Friend 2: ‘You’re bum scrumbling it!’

by LEDjelly March 20, 2019

Bum & Coke

When you line cocaine on someone's asscrack and snort it

"John did a bum & coke off my sister last night!"

by Hump.and.Dump June 16, 2019

Choocy Bum

When your arse is extremely shitty from recent anal intercourse

She has a choocy bum from last night

by Tom Coles April 26, 2019

oki bum

The type of person in Okinawa japan (usually a doddea military kid) who bums around on the island and doesn’t seem to really be going anywhere

Damn I saw Matt and Alex at the sea wall drinking their life away. What a couple of oki bums

by Projectweenerpoop August 12, 2019

bum pluck

An estimate without any factual basis, a guess. Originated in the Australian military in place of "wild ass guess" and di you ..." pull that out of your ass?"

It was a pure bum pluck!
Take a bum pluck mate.

by DAC9DAJC January 15, 2018

Cyber Bum

An individual who sends links to unrelated places online with their patreon, cash app etc. to beg for money

"Look, I know the rent is due and times are hard, but I'll work the corner before I ever link any cash app on Twitter like a cyber bum"

by Torrun January 25, 2020

Bum Tigger

Sounds highly racist but legally isn’t. Great comeback material.

Hey asshole
Shut up Bum Tigger

by C00chiMan69 November 12, 2020