When you're on a first date with this guy you met online who you kept fobbing off because you were too busy/tired/off with other unimpressionable tools, and after trollololing together you start making out on St Kilda beach like a really classy clungey whore and get very very randy... and these foreigners come and start sight seeing of and all around you and your dick bag of a date just as you're beginning not to care whose looking because you just want to get raped in public not even in the bushes. Except you don't and go home because you have to get up for work at 6am.
"Hey Emily, I was kissing a boy on St Kilda beach late at night on a first date and could've had some good rape or gone back to his for rape but I have a shitty shitty job at 7am on a Sunday morning!!!"
"Lucky coq then St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date? Dick yeah!!"
"Hey slappa I had sand all up in my clunge when I got home!"
"Blue balled? Me too."
"Lucky coq then St Kilda Beach late at night on a first date? Dick yeah!!"
"Hey slappa I had sand all up in my clunge when I got home!"
"Blue balled? Me too."
by Karen the Dyke February 9, 2012
Get the St Kilda Beach late at night on a first datemug. A term used in /r/nosleep
about a person who finds a tape on stinson beach. Which changes people. And gave a woman nightmares about the tape etc. etc.
about a person who finds a tape on stinson beach. Which changes people. And gave a woman nightmares about the tape etc. etc.
GUY #1: HEY WE NEED TO TALK!!!
GUY #2:Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something
GUY#1: omfg stfu I wont go down there I will die :(
GUY #2:Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you something
GUY#1: omfg stfu I wont go down there I will die :(
by Stinson Beach August 2, 2011
Get the Just go to stinson beach. I need to show you somethingmug. North Myrtel Beach is fun of potheads, preps, white bitches that try to act black, drug dealers, & everyone being fake. it’s the worst place to live in let alone going to school there. watch out who you tell your secrets too... might as well go to Myrtle Beach , NMB School Teams suck ass.
by fuckthisschool3 April 22, 2019
Get the North Myrtel Beachmug. When the player of a pay to win video game spends so much money in game that the game he/she/they paid money to win becomes soft locked, rendering them unable to play or otherwise participate in the games core functions.
Person 1: Yo man, you hear what happened to jtisallbusiness!?
Person 2 Sheeesh! Dude got Beached hard! Blizzard better get somebody on that! He spent 100K and can't even play...
Person 1: Yeah, it's gonna get ugly if they don't!
Person 2 Sheeesh! Dude got Beached hard! Blizzard better get somebody on that! He spent 100K and can't even play...
Person 1: Yeah, it's gonna get ugly if they don't!
by Mitch Killington Esq. August 2, 2022
Get the Beachedmug. Orvas the locals call it PAY county ,
Bay county Florida.
Home of Mtv springbreaks fir years.
Worlds whitest sand beaches.
Where you ....come here on vacation,
Leave on probation,
Come back on violation,
Stay for your duration.
Bay county Florida.
Home of Mtv springbreaks fir years.
Worlds whitest sand beaches.
Where you ....come here on vacation,
Leave on probation,
Come back on violation,
Stay for your duration.
"Hey man you going to Panama City Beach this spring break?"
"Isn't that where you go on vacation leave on probation come back on violation and stay for your whole duration?”
"Isn't that where you go on vacation leave on probation come back on violation and stay for your whole duration?”
by TheAnonymousArtist April 28, 2024
Get the Panama City Beachmug. Malte, Vilmer, and Johan had been through many exciting and dangerous adventures together. After their last mission, they decided to take a break and enjoy some time together at the beach.
They rented a small beach house and spent their days lounging in the sun, swimming in the ocean, and playing beach volleyball. They also enjoyed exploring the town, trying out different restaurants, and going to the local arcade.
As they spent more time together, they found that they were able to let their guard down and just be themselves. They shared stories, jokes, and dreams for the future. Vilmer cooked his famous pulled pork dish, and Johan taught them all a few new magic tricks.
Malte, who was usually the most serious of the group, found himself relaxing and having fun like never before. He even joined in a game of beach volleyball and surprised everyone with his skills.
They rented a small beach house and spent their days lounging in the sun, swimming in the ocean, and playing beach volleyball. They also enjoyed exploring the town, trying out different restaurants, and going to the local arcade.
As they spent more time together, they found that they were able to let their guard down and just be themselves. They shared stories, jokes, and dreams for the future. Vilmer cooked his famous pulled pork dish, and Johan taught them all a few new magic tricks.
Malte, who was usually the most serious of the group, found himself relaxing and having fun like never before. He even joined in a game of beach volleyball and surprised everyone with his skills.
As the days went on, the trio found themselves growing closer than ever before. They realized that their friendship was stronger than any danger they had faced together.
One night, as they sat around a bonfire on the beach, they made a promise to always be there for each other, no matter what challenges might come their way. They toasted to their friendship and vowed to keep it strong for many years to come.
As they packed up to leave the beach house, they knew that they were leaving with more than just happy memories. They had strengthened their bond and created a foundation for their friendship that would last a lifetime.
With their spirits high and their friendship strong, the trio set off for their next adventure, excited to see what the future held.
(That seems like alot of fun at the beach!)
One night, as they sat around a bonfire on the beach, they made a promise to always be there for each other, no matter what challenges might come their way. They toasted to their friendship and vowed to keep it strong for many years to come.
As they packed up to leave the beach house, they knew that they were leaving with more than just happy memories. They had strengthened their bond and created a foundation for their friendship that would last a lifetime.
With their spirits high and their friendship strong, the trio set off for their next adventure, excited to see what the future held.
(That seems like alot of fun at the beach!)
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023
Get the Fun at the Beachmug. When youre on a nude beach and a women you dont know gives you a free blowy and leaves never to be seen again and when she does reappear she gives you another blowy
Guy: this beach is nice
Woman: *appears*
Women: *immediately gives blowy*
1 hour later
Gu: oh fuck, nah where you going then? Thanks for the Beach Blowy
Woman: disappeares
2 years later on same beach
The Same Woman: appears
Guy: ah shit, here we go again
Woman: *appears*
Women: *immediately gives blowy*
1 hour later
Gu: oh fuck, nah where you going then? Thanks for the Beach Blowy
Woman: disappeares
2 years later on same beach
The Same Woman: appears
Guy: ah shit, here we go again
by Yoooo bois July 21, 2019
Get the Beach blowymug.