N. A person who at a festive event, wedding, holiday, party, is is being an asshole, or just makes an ass out of themselves and ruins it for everybody.
The christmas party was awesome until Brad upper decked the bathroom and got us kicked out of the party, what a holiday asshole.
Somebody put xanax in the hunch-punch, what a holiday asshole.
He said he pulled out,what a holiday asshole.
I want to trade some of my .22 bullets for some .50 BMG, what a holiday asshole.
He dropped an X pill in the fishtank, what a holiday asshole.
That dock rat covered my shit in feta cheese, what a holiday asshole.
Somebody put xanax in the hunch-punch, what a holiday asshole.
He said he pulled out,what a holiday asshole.
I want to trade some of my .22 bullets for some .50 BMG, what a holiday asshole.
He dropped an X pill in the fishtank, what a holiday asshole.
That dock rat covered my shit in feta cheese, what a holiday asshole.
by Governor Captain Jack December 8, 2013
Get the holiday assholemug. The tendency for meetings to go longer than necessary because participants feel the need to share their own opinions even though, typically, these opinions are not useful.
Origin: From "opinions are like assholes--everybody has one" and the asshole move of extending meetings longer than necessary.
Origin: From "opinions are like assholes--everybody has one" and the asshole move of extending meetings longer than necessary.
1. "UGH we could have ended the meeting a half hour early but there was MAJOR asshole effect going on today!"
2. "This is a nice report on our fourth quarter earnings. However, in your pie chart you use magenta and I think that crimson would be more pleasing to the eyes."
"You know, John, when this is printed out through the second floor copier, the color is always slightly different than what appears on screen."
"Hmm, is that so? Has Richard looked at that lately? Have we been sending out reports with the wrong color of crimson this whole time?"
"I think mauve would be a nice color. It was used on the quarter 3 report. It also matches nicely with our company's logo."
"How about colorblind people? Will this be a problem when they read the report?"
"Hmm, Chad, can you get us some numbers on how many potentially colorblind people will be reading this?"
"Ooh, we might also want to do a cost-benefit analysis of toner costs."
<sigh...>
2. "This is a nice report on our fourth quarter earnings. However, in your pie chart you use magenta and I think that crimson would be more pleasing to the eyes."
"You know, John, when this is printed out through the second floor copier, the color is always slightly different than what appears on screen."
"Hmm, is that so? Has Richard looked at that lately? Have we been sending out reports with the wrong color of crimson this whole time?"
"I think mauve would be a nice color. It was used on the quarter 3 report. It also matches nicely with our company's logo."
"How about colorblind people? Will this be a problem when they read the report?"
"Hmm, Chad, can you get us some numbers on how many potentially colorblind people will be reading this?"
"Ooh, we might also want to do a cost-benefit analysis of toner costs."
<sigh...>
by trevacious February 4, 2016
Get the asshole effectmug. I was playing a solo round or disc golf yesterday behind a group of six that wouldn’t let me play through, so I scored an asshole-in-one off the tee pad to voice my displeasure.
I didn’t realize I was being a drunk and obnoxious asshole on the links yesterday, until a guy on the card behind me teed up an asshole-in-one on me.
I didn’t realize I was being a drunk and obnoxious asshole on the links yesterday, until a guy on the card behind me teed up an asshole-in-one on me.
by Cpl Schmuckatelli July 22, 2020
Get the Asshole-in-onemug. by cancerous ball o death December 16, 2016
Get the Asshole shotgunmug. When you put pipe tobacco between your butt cheeks, you rub it well by performing twerks and then you fart inside a friend's pipe's bowl so that you stack the tobacco inside, ready to be smoked and enjoyed.
I went to Bob's house yesterday. He kindly offered to give me a Sherlock's Asshole, so we sat by the fireplace, drank some whisky and smoked our pipes. It was a great night!
by Doctor Strangelove's Pet September 3, 2016
Get the Sherlock's Assholemug. by FlyingKP April 8, 2023
Get the Mute Assholemug. by Ryno78 April 20, 2018
Get the bozo’s assholemug.