asian face

The face you make after staring at the sun for over 10 seconds.

Don't stare at the sun or you'll get asian face

by Mrsupasexy October 4, 2016

asian thug

n. a thug in the ghetto that will slay you with mad ninja skills. 2. n. some Asian kid who acts all gangsta

1. I know Asian thugs in the street that will slay your penis like a Spartan in bed.
2. Man, Justin is such an Asian thug wannabe.

by asain ballanator May 14, 2007

Asian Dad

A dad that is a total looser and doesnt understand the true importance of things.

Asian Dad is happy today and decides to buy son an Xbox.

Asian Dad: Son Ill buy you an Xbox!
Son: Holy shit thanks dad!
Asian Dad: No problem, my son.
Son: Can you pay for Xbox live for the first year?
Asian Dad: WTF? Hell no you dont need Xbox live. Why would you need that when you can play alone?
Son: Ill pay for it.
Asian Dad: Hell no, the money you have came from me. Xbox live for 20 years is $1000 dollars. Its a piece of shit so no.

by J.H.K. May 21, 2011

Asian fishing

The act of making your eye look like an Asian, (mostly eastern) eye.

Jackie is Asian fishing. Look at her makeup

by Bunn1bunn1 June 6, 2021

asian peeing contests

Fun for the whole family

Dad: Lets go watch some asian women with low self-esteem pee really far!
kids: Yay!!!
Mom: I love asian peeing contests.
Dad: NO FUCKING SHIT EVERYONE LOVES IT!!
(Dad mercilessly beats Mom)
fuck you

by ashton keown 69s guys November 13, 2009

Asian beard

In America, known as the peach fuzz mustache and goatee that East Asians, Southeast Asians, and Pacific Islanders, who, unlike most men of American or European and some of African ancestry, pathetically attempt to grow. But, of course, this would be generalizing, because some Asian men can sport the full package either through a rare genetic occurrence or by a facial hair transplant.

In the UK, known as the terrorist-looking facial hair that Americans often associate with Osama bin Laden and Al-Qaeda. Otherwise known as the South Asian beard or the Indian beard.

Asian Guy 1: Man, I wish I had as much facial hair as that Asian guy!

Asian Guy 2: Yeah, you wish you didn't have that pathetic Asian beard, you chink!

Asian Guy 1: Oh no you didn't you SOB! I just haven't gone through puberty yet!

by Deddie Makaca July 22, 2009

Stupid Asian

If someone is Asian and are generally or stereotypically a really smart person, and you ask them a question and they answer it wrong or blank out for a few seconds and say "yeah?", then you are allowed to call them a "stupid Asian". Also, if they do something that is obviously stupid (e.g. jumping off the stairwell while trying to fly...even if they're just joking), than you can also call them a stupid Asian. If they've done something not even stupid or wrong, than you shouldn't call the Asian person a stupid Asian, because seriously, that's like calling this blond haired person a "dumb blonde", if they won a Nobel Prize. It's just stupid...

You: Hey dude...so uh, how 'bout that weather today...?
Asian: ...
Asian: ...
Asian: Whu?
You: Ugh, you stupid Asian!

You: Mr. _____, what is the answer to 4 + 4?
Asian: Ooh; I know!
You: ...well, what is it?!
Asian: Nine?!
You: Ugh, no you dumbass; eight! Agh, you're such a stupid Asian.
Asian and You: *laughing*

((There are some more examples, but I'm too lazy...))

by Suicide Club "Motoko" June 3, 2009