Alana.
If you meet an Alana then u are very lucky, unless its my alana then fuck u n i’m kidnapping you and yo gma, tying to the back of a jetski then drop her out a helicopter in shark infested waters if she survives yay if she doesn’t u next.
Alana is the type of person who makes u wanna do crazy things just to hear her laugh she’s the type to love you hard n punch u harder um i love my alana all the others can’t be trusted cause they women and yk we dtb around here. i can say that cause ion think of alana as a bitch that’s my wife so i can not trust u lame ass females n still trust n love my pretty ass fiancé.
If you meet an Alana then u are very lucky, unless its my alana then fuck u n i’m kidnapping you and yo gma, tying to the back of a jetski then drop her out a helicopter in shark infested waters if she survives yay if she doesn’t u next.
Alana is the type of person who makes u wanna do crazy things just to hear her laugh she’s the type to love you hard n punch u harder um i love my alana all the others can’t be trusted cause they women and yk we dtb around here. i can say that cause ion think of alana as a bitch that’s my wife so i can not trust u lame ass females n still trust n love my pretty ass fiancé.
by clblee.2 April 12, 2023
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Alanah is VERY caring and nice and has a naturally catchy personality that keeps you attached. alanah is also very loyal and attractive . however she’s delusional but she always give her all . Alanah is the best person you can come across keep her.
by anonymous April 20, 2023
Get the alanah mug.A gay faggot who sucks at siege and has attachment issues. If you associate with someone else, he will start cutting himself. He only wants you and only you.
He also is a snake and will switch up on you and accuse you for things you didnt do.
Also has a BF who is a perv who gets nudes from minors.
He also is a snake and will switch up on you and accuse you for things you didnt do.
Also has a BF who is a perv who gets nudes from minors.
by daddy1x April 22, 2023
Get the Alan mug.Alani is a very gorgeous girl, that only keeps a few friends. She doesn't really like having a lot of friends because thats more drama. Alani just has a lot of acquaintances. She loves to party & have a good time. She got the gyatt and knows how to shake it. She honestly does not care what people think about her & if they judge her. She can be a pretty out going girl & she WILL speak her mind. She can be a cheater sometimes but she really is a lover girl. She’s a ipad kid. She still stuck on her ex boyfriend.
Alani just told me off.
OMG look at that Alani. She's so gorgeous.
She seems like an Alani, keeps her friends to a minimum.
OMG look at that Alani. She's so gorgeous.
She seems like an Alani, keeps her friends to a minimum.
by stop askin me who i am April 30, 2023
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Likely owns a house in an upscale neighborhood with a pool and gets their groceries delivered. Talks about how they are 'the little guy'
Likely owns a house in an upscale neighborhood with a pool and gets their groceries delivered. Talks about how they are 'the little guy'
Oh my boss? He's such an Alan dude...he told me if I don't come to work on Christmas day that I will be fired...he only told me this at 11:30 at night Christmas Eve...
by TheMacNCheese@Home May 8, 2023
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