I have AIDS

Something you say to fill awkward silences.

Mary: "So...... what's new with you?"

Tim: ............. "I have AIDS."

by treemilk November 28, 2020

kool aid man

when a girl is on her rag and you go down on her

my girl turned me into the kool aid man last night

by fix it August 2, 2006

Gave me aids

A term used in the mmorpg World of Warcraft to describe the act of passing the PvP (player versus player) status to other members of your party on PvE servers.

Raid leader: Before the raid begins please buff everyone.
Raider1: Aww man, who the hell gave me aids?
Raider2: It was Nubsauce. He was flagged when we invited him!
Raid leader: Nubsauce please turn off your pvp status so everyone in the raid doesn't get aids!
Raider1: Dammit I was at the stone and just got ganked.
Entire raid: (In unison) wtg Nubsauce!

by Awkwardadam June 9, 2009

Alabama Hearing Aid

A move during minor intercouse where the man sticks his tougue in the ear of his partener and sloshes around and eventually sending saliva down the ear canal making them deaf and temporarily needing a hearing aid.

"Dude i Alabama Hearing Aided some skank names Nakita Sanchez last night and she still needs her grampas hearing aid!!"

by fartblaster3008 January 30, 2010

Kool-Aid Popsicle

When your eating a girl out you pour some Kool-Aid on your tongue...so you effectively make Kool-Aid (if you have her wet) and adds a bit more spice to the act.

"Dude, how do you go down on a girl, doesn't it taste funny?"

"Nope, I use the Kool-Aid popsicle technique."

by Darrell Darrellson August 31, 2006

ghetto kool-aid

Blood stains on pavement or surface, from a recent act of violence.

"Yo, muthaf**ka. Watch your step. Ghetto Kool-Aid is all over the place".

by ToonKing November 5, 2013

salty kool aid

Wait until your girlfriend is on the rag, have hot passionate wild monkey sex with her, make sure you're coated nicely with her female kool-aid juice. Afterwards, before washing off, let her give you head, adding a little saltiness to her kool-aid for a groovy taste.

My girlfriend came over for some salty kool aid.

by 216-Spyral September 22, 2006