A nasty and abnormally crisp anus as a result of a variety of things (toilet paper, shit, hair, etc.). Use "crunchy asshole" when fuck just won't cut it.
You fucking crunchy asshole.
That shit's nastier than a crunchy asshole.
This is fucking worse than eating out a crunchy asshole.
That shit's nastier than a crunchy asshole.
This is fucking worse than eating out a crunchy asshole.
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by Zig zags April 23, 2018
Get the narcastic asshole mug.A refreshing asshole is generally a male. He is an asshole, he knows it, and quite simply doesn't give a shit. The refreshing asshole is not mean or cruel. He does not go out of his way to be mean. In fact he is generally a cool guy that lacks anything resembling a filter. It's a combination of zero filter, utter honesty, and complete disregard of any consequences. If you happen to come across a refreshing asshole you will find him to be a very funny and loyal friend. Assuming you are willing to have every single one of your shortcomings pointed out and ridiculed.
My buddy Joe, he is a refreshing asshole. I broke up with Jenn and the first thing out of his mouth was "Is she a squirter?"
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