circus wank

Masturbating so that you ejaculate into your own mouth.

Of course I've never tasted my own man juice, do you think I circus wank?

by Steve the Snake January 11, 2008

Rhythmic Wank

Having a wank while listening to music, then tugging to the beat.

Dude I was listening to Bring Me To The Horizon last night while watching porn. That was one hardcore "Rhythmic Wank".

by Joehay September 22, 2010

wank race

A wank race is when when numerous gentleman tug on their man sticks to see who cums first. The loser has to swallow the evidence from all involved

Let's have a wank race and make the loser eat cum

by ballsywaiter February 28, 2014

wank puffin

Donald Trump

Donald trump is a wank puffin

by Hippie22 March 01, 2016

Tactical wank

A type of wank that is performed in anticipation of an iminant sexual encounter. By having a tactical wank, you save your self from busting quick when your iminant sexual encounter occurs.

Johnny: What are you up to?

TJ: Just about to have a tactical wank,I've got a tinder bitch coming over tonight.

Johnny: Smart move, champ.

by .xx xx. November 08, 2015

Sudoku Wank

One self pleasuring for ten minutes or so, and relizing by the end of it they wish they hadn't bothered.

See above (Sudoku Wank)

by MegaWatt Man March 30, 2009

Urban Wanking

Wanking in a public place. A common place for this would be in Public toilets and telephone boxes but can also be done in the high street.

OMG That guy is urban wanking in the telephone box!

by CheezyBurger- December 17, 2010