bidened my pants

shitting your pants like joe biden

person 1: “something stinks”
person 2: “yeah my bad i bidened my pants”

by FinnShart June 27, 2024

slidin’ a Biden

Defecating in one’s pants.

“Did you see old Joe at the D-Day memorial ceremony in France yesterday? In the middle of the ceremony he crouched down halfway, closed his eyes and everyone knew that he was slidin’ a Biden.”

by Shambone June 8, 2024

Joe Biden

A fucken dumbass

Person 1: Yo look at that guy trying to buy $6 gas using Ice Cream!
Person 2: Damn he’s pulling a Joe Biden alright!

by Plymouth fucker 2000 December 15, 2023

Joe biden

Hello people i am joy bideee wait what was the script again?

Oh no poor Joe forgot to take his "Stay sane for a day" again...

LETS GO BRANDON even joe biden forgot what that means

by DeadWd November 19, 2023

Big Biden

The 10ft tall president of the United States

Holy shit what is that!
Calm down, it’s just Big Biden the 10ft tall president

by King T-Rone April 12, 2024

Sliding a biden

Taking a shit

Couldn’t answer the phone I was sliding a biden

by Lou34691 June 11, 2024

Bidening

To express affection towards someone else by aggressively kissing and sniffing them behind the neck.

I love my dog so much that I'm bidening her everyday.

by Sir_Locke October 17, 2021