September 2

September 2 is national grab dick day you go up to your friend and grab their dick.

Girl- hey chris grabs dick
Girl-happy national grab dick day
Guy- I forgot today was September 2

by Mythical god September 02, 2021

March 2

The date of which a small group in Florida attempt to find and beat up a person named Risk.

Friend 1: Ay Seth, y’know what day it is?

Friend 2: March 2nd?

Friend 1: Mhmm, and you know what we do on March 2nd?

Friend 2: Yeah, let’s got beat that little fuckers ass.

by JustABystander November 15, 2021

number 2

a kiddie saying of taking a dump

alright im taking a number 2

by Urbannetwork20 March 12, 2017

Ted 2

A movie released on June 26, 2015 about a talking teddy bear.

you must have your special friend with you to watch Ted 2

by mikyryty September 08, 2015

halo 2

an awesome multiplayer game, despite horrible single player. chances are that anyone complaining about the game is:

-a retard
-a noob, and is currently getting their ass handed to them every game on xbox live

also futures a ranking system that everyone thinks shows how "good" they are, despite the fact that it doesnt.

i know level 36 noobs.

yes, you CAN kill someone with a rocket launcher.

by pestilentmetal May 17, 2005

phase 2

the act of getting an erection esp. due to visual stimulus and especially during the most awkward times

Brando: "oh man that chick is hot, i hope you can control yourself, bro"
Will: "OH CRAP"
Brando:"PHASE 2 PHASE 2!!!!!"

by alphabassdrummer August 03, 2007

3:2

The perfect ass to boob ratio.

Bob: That girl's got a 3:2?
Jim: Yeah she's a keeper

by PhatsMahoney June 03, 2011