Statutory Rape Victim 

Someone slightly over the age of consent who goes to jail for having sex with someone slightly under the age of consent.

He went to prison for having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 19, so he's a statutory rape victim, not a real criminal.

Statutory Rape Victim by Rasnodar January 18, 2011

United States of Whatever

1)America as seen by basically anyone over twelve and under 25.
2)Responding to everything with very simple open-ended phrases like whatever, that's cool, or yo.
3)A very funny song by Liam Lynch that captures pure teen angst.

I was at the beach and I saw Kiki, and she was like euwhh, and I was like whatever. This is my united states of whatever.

United States of Whatever by JimLad December 26, 2005

pat your stats 

IN BRIEF: An act of bragging or being selfishly concerned about your own accomplishments. Stats is also short for statistics.

Don't pat your stats. It's not all about yourself. But the real world obviously shows different.

pat your stats by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 31, 2010

statistics 

The mathamatical study of the distribution of data on any subject to prove any point you're trying to make, when whining about it doesn't work.

39% of all statistics are made up.

statistics by jt July 14, 2003

flyover states

A pejorative term used by residents of either coast to refer to all US states that do not border an ocean, particularly those in the Midwest.

Person 1: "Where are you from?"
Person 2: "Chicago.
Person 1: "Where the hell is that? Is it a foreign country like Africa or something?"
Person 2: "No, it's in the US."
Person 1: "What state? Probably some lame state like East Dakota or Toronto or Mt. Rushmore."
Person 2: "Illinois actually."
Person 1: "AHAHAHAHAHA LOOOOOOSER! It must suck ass living in the flyover states! Picking corn and milking cows and going to pig shows and shit. Your life sounds terrible."
Person 2: "Yeah...where are you from?"
Person 1: "Stockton, beeotch. Eat that."
Person 2: "Where is that?"
Person 1: "Um, hello, California, duh."
Person 2: "Oh that place. I remember seeing it in a Most Depressing Cities in the US article. Must be awesome sitting in front of your foreclosed mobile home watching Teen Mom reruns on an old black and white TV, wishing you'd catch a break and get cast in the next season, all while trying not to get shot."
Person 1: "Yeah, it is awesome."

flyover states by Nicholas D February 4, 2012

Canadian Statistic Propaganda Machine 

a canadian on the wall who continues to spout retarded propaganda even though he's been told numerous times that no one cares. refuses to go to a political board, where he would be torn to shreds.if you encounter him, do not respond to his taunts! you'll only be feeding the troll!!!!!

omg! its the Canadian Statistic Propaganda Machine back on the wall again! has he no life? LETS ALL IGNORE HIM!!!!

Canadian Statistic Propaganda Machine by da trick biatch February 8, 2006

statistics 

Bullshit alot of the time.

Most of the time, statistics are bullshit.

statistics by Clinker June 19, 2008