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Attack of the 12-year-olds

a phrase used to specifically describe when you are suddenly surrounded by foul-mouthed, pre-pubescent children who probably are between 6th and 9th grade. Often have squeaky, non-threatening voices and colorful streams of language.
"You're f***ing gonna pay, you f***ing little c***!"

*sarcastic tone* "Oh no! Its attack of the 12-year-olds!"
by MMOphrases&words March 15, 2016
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I am 12 and what is this?

A phrase used to indicate that the user finds someone else's comment, picture or video to be inappropriate or otherwise NSFW.

Rarely used to indicate any actual offense; rather, it's almost always presented as humor or sarcasm, or by trolls trying to stir the pot. Most people tend to report any actual terms of service violations, rather than simply commenting.

Almost never used by actual 12-year-olds, who are technically too young to be on most social media sites anyway.
Person A: *posts a meme featuring daVinci's Venus de Milo*

Person B: I am 12 and what is this?
by Born Blitzed August 26, 2017
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12 O' Clock Tuck

When your in public and you get a boner, so you flip your cock up into your waistband. It feels really good so try not to bust a nut into your bellybutton.
"I was sitting in class thinking about Gabby and Brandon, cuz i'm bi,when I got a boner so I did the 12 O' Clock Tuck and no one knew I had a boner. It felt so good, I almost busted a load into my bellybutton." said Tucker
by Brandoner Smith January 12, 2008
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Horny 12 year old

When a male is really aroused sexually towards someone or something uncontrollable
This lady has got me like a lil horny 12 year old
by Savy my nigga December 17, 2018
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12 inches of black steel

an abnormally large black dick. It is regularly seen in the asshole of either of male or female.
Wow look at that guys 12 inches of black steel
by eveace April 12, 2011
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12 year old

A child turning into a teen, most of them think they are older, like taking drugs or wearing croc tops! but the worst are Vsco's and E-girls!! most of them use Gay as in insult or swear. when you meet some one like that you run.

Types of 12 year old
Furries
E-girls
popular nerdy girls
Vsco
weebs
edgy creepy pasta losers

sport kids that roast every one
12 year old weeb : Yandere yandere, senpai

12 year old vsco: omg omg SAVE THE TURTLES
by Starfighter33 December 11, 2019
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CAN 12 N Basic

The Ebay version of the GAN 11 M Pro.
Cuber: Is that a GAN 11 M Pro?!
Poor cuber: Naw fam thats a CAN 12 N Basic
Cuber: lol
by TheCubingNebula March 31, 2021
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