nap

A nap taken at midday that one awakens from at an obscene hour, throwing off their sleep schedule. Common among neo-neckbeards and other such individuals.

person at 1:15 PM: Ugh... so tired. I'm gonna go take a nap.
person falls to sleep at 1:20 PM; wakes up at 6:05 PM
person: Damn it... my sleep schedule's still garbage. I should probably stop taking a "nap" every other afternoon.

by Inlovewithabsol February 20, 2024

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Disco Nap

A 30 minute nap usually after a heavy night of drinking the day before.

Feel like shit after last night, think I could use a disco nap to perk myself up.

by dustyleafmonk September 8, 2022

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Naps girl

Every single naps girl is miserable. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. Why they so miserable?? No clue but they damn fucking miserable. Sometimes i wanna kms listening to them wanna kill themselves.

reeves-roopnarine(pres man who cant pull) and this ugly waste of break jumbie horn him (naps girl)

E.g 2 vineet-Maharaj-rampersad (NEXT PRES MAN is a trend) he get a multicellular horn . How?? The naps gyal link with him and was send other men nudes

by Momdu November 20, 2023

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Tard nap

The feeling of grogginess, confusion, and overall mental retardation in the aftermath of waking up from a nap.

"I took a tard nap this afternoon and, when I woke up, felt as mentally incompetent as a Republican senator from the south."

by Christopher Sessions December 8, 2020

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Good nap

When it's past midnight and you say goodnight but when it's really morning , so you end up saying Good nap.

Texting after midnight

Friend 1 : alright goodnight.
Friend 2: alright goodnight, or should I say good morning.
Friend 1: yeah you're right it's morning but it feels weird .
Friend 2: in that case "Good nap".

by Potatowarrior7 August 30, 2023

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