Muffin Man

That one guy who is colossal screw up, and some how still has his job. Generally given in a work environment. Made famous in the tree industry, By a man whole rolled a truck over, while chasing a muffin that slid across his dashboard.

"You must have the dick sucking skills of a Muffin Man, after you screwed that up."

by Bglewis November 29, 2019

One Man Band

The act of giving yourself fellatio and simultaneously fingering yourself in the ass.

Wow that dude sure loves the smell of his own farts. He is really flexible too. I bet he sits at home at night playing his one man band.

by inagadadavida November 10, 2012

Dirty Man Piñata

A naughty party game played with 3 - 6 people. You start the game with everyone taking a shot. Once taking a shot (of your choice), the oldest “male” of the group gets erect and everyone then proceeds to take turns jerking him off. Every participant has 30 seconds to make him cum, if there is no ejaculation the jerker has to take a shot and the next person goes. Whoever is the one to make said “male” ejaculate is crowned the winner and doesn’t have to drink while the losers are forced to drink a shot of choice by the now post ejaculate “male.”

Oh my god we had so much fun playing Dirty Man Piñata last night! I was the big winner, obviously!

by Anonymous 113567 February 21, 2021

flim flam man

The man who Flims and Flams

Don’t stay out to late or the Flim Flam Man will Flam which your toes

by Grugatti January 29, 2021

Sam (man)

The worst and annoying and definitely isn’t good enough for your cousin.

Sam (man) sucks.

by Sam(man)sucks November 22, 2022

No Man's Redemption

When an awful game actually becomes pretty good after awhile.

Named for No Man's Sky, a 2016 video game that was ridiculed upon its release because it was utter shite, with many people calling it one of the worst game of the decade...until 2019, when the game was actually finished. Now, it is a very popular game.

Fallout 76 is having a No Man's Redemption. Still a couple annoying bugs, but nonetheless it has improved greatly.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 28, 2020

old man uniform

Dresses as if he's on vacation 24/7. Hawaiian shirt or similar, shorts usually kaki, cheap sunglasses

"My Dad looks like he's on vacation 24/7."
"-You mean he has the old man uniform down."
"Yeah, he looks comfortable though."

by panipilot April 30, 2015