Essentially the inability to control one's bowels from both openings (mouth and anus) simultaneously. Usually brought about by the ingestion of improperly prepared food containing harmful bacteria or allergens.
Dave: Did you hear what happened to Steiny out in India?
Josh: Yeah, he shat and barfed all over his bed after he caught ass-and-mouth disease from that street vendor!
Josh: Yeah, he shat and barfed all over his bed after he caught ass-and-mouth disease from that street vendor!
by PME InfoSource December 26, 2008
Get the ass-and-mouth diseasemug. phrase used by "hip" gym and history teachers. "excuses are like asses"... if the coach is particularly bright, he will finish the phrase: "excuses are like asses, everyones got one and they all stink"
by Jake Jarmel May 21, 2004
Get the excuses are like assesmug. Put a cell phone on vibrate and stick it in a women's pussy. Then call the phone and start fingering her ass with your hand in the shape of a phone (with your thumb and pinky pointing outward while your middle three fingers are closed).
by Eric Pazzo October 5, 2007
Get the cellular ass fuckmug. Once a month on a Monday. You choose. It’s on a Monday because it helps you get through all the shit Mondays throw at you.
by Ctinez October 5, 2018
Get the Grab Ass Daymug. This is when a retarded person eats nothing but McDonalds which results in severe constipation as the partially digested burgers get stuck in the ass.
"James is autistic which has contributed to his ass-burgers syndrome. The local McDonalds has been instructed by the authorities to serve James no more than five burgers a day so as not to exacerbate his ass-burgers syndrome."
by Yarling Warbler December 29, 2011
Get the Ass-burgers Syndromemug. some girl that is hella ugly and possibly does meth when on break at a valero and dyes her hair all types of dumbass fucking colors.
by daddysmallnips69 October 19, 2019
Get the ugly ass bitchmug. (a) feline ass bandit - A human being who performs anal sex on felines, particularly house cats. Cats who fall victim to a feline ass bandit often end up with a pink sock.
(b) The Feline Ass Bandit - A nefarious villain from California who made his way across the US to New York in search of cat stars. While he is willing to couple with any member of the feline race, he is particularly fond of male house and alley cats. He is known to introduce himself with one simple question, 'Do you have any cats?'
(b) The Feline Ass Bandit - A nefarious villain from California who made his way across the US to New York in search of cat stars. While he is willing to couple with any member of the feline race, he is particularly fond of male house and alley cats. He is known to introduce himself with one simple question, 'Do you have any cats?'
(a) My cat was shitting blood for a week after his vet visit....I suspect my veterinarian might be a feline ass bandit.
(b) I recognised the Feline Ass Bandit the moment he asked me if I had any cats.
(b) I recognised the Feline Ass Bandit the moment he asked me if I had any cats.
by aspieGODDESS November 11, 2008
Get the Feline Ass Banditmug.