Man Desert

A man desert is a community where female residents have limited access to quality men.

Northeast Ohio is a man desert. Becky and her friends have been unable to find quality men in this underserved area. Becky is considering moving to Chicago where there is an abundance of ambition and attractive men.

by Buckeye1721 December 14, 2024

Man Cone

the shape your pants take on when harboring a boner

Sam: Please tell me you and Jen hooked up.

Cole: Do you see my man cone?

by 9999999999999999999999999666 September 30, 2011

MAN

A man is the male of the human species. He treats his woman right. No cheating or lying or putting her down. A real man lives to please his woman, not every woman.

Little boys be out here cheating, disrespecting their women , and lying but a real man don't need to fake it to make it.

by JUGGERNAUTICA April 16, 2024

poor man's roll

Taking an Amphetamine and a Benzodiazepine simultaneously to emulate the effects of extacy when said substance is unavailable or unreliable or you just prefer the PMR.

Dood I popped like three klonapin and some Dex This is the poor man's roll!

by elwoood13 November 5, 2013

Rio man

Bittersweet type men to deal with.
Very very Loyal.

Amanda married a charming man.
She married a Rio man

by Nightshifter2.0 November 20, 2023

the absolute SEXIEST man alive

dom is the sexiest man alive and he loves watching gay midget hardcore anal hentai

somebody walks into doms room...
dom is naked and he glittering somehow and in the back round you see hentai porn
Man"what are doing"
Dom"what do you think i'm doing"
Man"you are the absolute SEXIEST man alive"

by me kill YOU December 15, 2022

glitter man

A very tall bald man who frequents strip clubs or titty bars. He consistently has glitter on his dome and nether regions. Or, a very very gay man.

Rod just got divorced again, the glitter man reared his ugly head and his wife found stripper dust on his drawers.

by Grandmustache April 21, 2018